Feb 6
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“Do You Know What Happens To Women Who Have 4 Cesareans? They Bleed Out And Die…”

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“Do you know what happens to women who have 4 cesareans? They bleed out and die and I bet a funeral costs more than $1200.” – OB to mother who wanted to switch from an IUD to birth control pills due to $1200 cost of IUD placement and removal.

60 people dislike these words.

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Feb 6
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“I’ve Never Heard A Baby Cry Like That! What’s Wrong With Him?”

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“I’ve never heard a baby cry like that! What’s wrong with him?” – L&D Nurse to mother of a healthy newborn.

50 people dislike these words.

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Feb 5
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“It Will Be A Cesarean Section If The Baby Is Big, Right?”

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“It will be a cesarean section if the baby is big, right?”  - Ultrasound tech to mother.

50 people dislike these words.

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Feb 5
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“…I Really Doubt This Is Going To Work.”

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“Well I’ll try, but I really doubt this is going to work.” -Anesthesiologist while administering an epidural to a laboring mother.

38 people dislike these words.

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Feb 5
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“She *HAS* To Find A Way In Here To Be Induced…”

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“She *HAS* to find a way in here to be induced and she can bring the other kids if she has to and they can stay with her during the induction.” – OB calling the mother’s husband at work to stress the importance of an induction at 42 weeks.

48 people dislike these words.

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Feb 5
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“If I Can Just Show You This Product.”

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“If I can just show you this product.” – OB to mother, at the end of a cervical exam.  The mother had just suffered a miscarriage.  A clearly visible baby lay in the OB’s hand.

108 people dislike these words.

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Feb 4
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“If You Leave Vernix On Your Baby…We See It Burns The Baby’s Skin.”

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“If you leave vernix on your baby, nowadays, we see it burns the baby’s skin.” – L&D Nurse

74 people dislike these words.

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Feb 4
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“We Need To Get Her In There By 3:30; You Know I Have To Pick My Kids Up.”

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“We need to get her in there by 3:30; you know I have to pick my kids up.” – OB to L&D Nurse, discussing the mother’s “failure to progress” and need for a cesarean section.

64 people dislike these words.

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Feb 4
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“See, This Wouldn’t Have Happened If You Would Have Gotten The Episiotomy.”

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“See, this wouldn’t have happened if you would have gotten the episiotomy.” – OB to mother, as the OB prepared to repair a tear.

49 people dislike these words.

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Feb 4
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“Where Do “Oak” Babies Come From…?”

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“Where do “Oak” babies come from? “Oak” doctors, of course!” – Billboard in a large metropolitan city  advertising the local “baby” hospital.

33 people dislike these words.

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