May 16
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“It’s Just A Screening Test…”

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“It’s just a screening test. If you’ll keep the baby anyway, why won’t you have it done?! I just want you to make an informed decision.” – Midwife when parents announced that they weren’t going to have screening tests for chromosomal problems during the second trimester.

39 people dislike these words.

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May 15
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“…I Must’ve Been A Seamstress In Another Life…”

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“Wow, I must’ve been a seamstress in another life to be able to put you back together.” - OB as tears on the perineum and at the clitoris were repaired.

35 people dislike these words.

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May 14
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“She’s Not Thinking About Her Baby!”

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“She’s not thinking about her baby!” L&D nurse, referring to mother who was refusing antibiotic eye ointment for her newborn’s eyes.  Mother tested negative for all STIs.

58 people dislike these words.

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May 14
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“When You’re Having A Real Contraction, You’ll Know, It Will Take Your Breath Away.”

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“When you’re having a real contraction, you’ll know, it will take your breath away.”  - L&D nurse to mother in labor.

30 people dislike these words.

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May 14
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“…You’re Not In Real Labor.”

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“I’m sorry, your dilation has not progressed since we last checked you, you’re not in real labor.”  -  Midwife to mother

40 people dislike these words.

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May 14
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“We’ll Need To Do A Pregnancy Test…”

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“We’ll need to do a pregnancy test, have you missed a period?”- OB nurse when a mother transfered care into the practice at 7 months with an obvious belly and having already provided her medical records for the pregnancy from her previous health care provider.

52 people dislike these words.

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May 13
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Mother’s Day Sunday Sweet: “…You’re Not Sick…”

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“We’ll play it by ear, but you should be able to go in under 24 hours. You’re not sick, and you want to go home.” – OB to mother who wanted to know how soon after birth she could be discharged.

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May 13
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Mother’s Day Sunday Sweet: “I Hate Pitocin & I Think Episiotomies Are Evil.”

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“I hate pitocin and I think episiotomies are evil.” – OB to mother during 34 week prenatal to discuss birth preferences.

2 people dislike these words.

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May 13
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Mother’s Day Sunday Sweet: “I Don’t See Any Reason Why You Won’t Be Able to Have A…Home Birth!”

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“You know where we are if you need us. But everything looks perfect and I don’t see any reason why you won’t be able to have a successful home birth!” – OB to mother planning a home birth.

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May 13
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Mother’s Day Sweet Sunday: “…It’s Completely Your Choice.”

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“I could do an episiotomy and get this baby out now, but I know you said you didn’t want one. The baby is doing fine, so we can also wait and let your body open naturally. It’s completely your choice.” – OB to mother with a prolonged pushing phase.

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