Oct 192009
 

“I am NOT a mechanic and I will not put my head on the floor.” -Provider to mother wanting to birth her baby in the squatting position.

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 October 19, 2009  pushing 7 Responses »
Oct 182009
 

“Wow, the baby has a big penis.” – OB shortly after delivery. OB then turned to father and said “You are supposed to respond with ‘Oh, he takes after me’

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 October 18, 2009  OB No Responses »
Oct 182009
 

“Sin is preventing your cervix from fully dilating, we’re going to have to do it manually!” -Home Birth Midwife to client whose cervix stayed at 7 cm for several hours

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 October 18, 2009  cervix, Midwife 19 Responses »
Oct 172009
 

“It is because you are breastfeeding and you don’t drink enough water!” -OB to post Cesarean mother who would go 2 or 3 days without urinating, and then would experience spontaneous urinary incontinence, and had no bladder sensation at all. At her second Cesarean 20 months later, a different OB observed that her bladder was in the wrong place causing the incontinence and a failed VBAC attempt.

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 October 17, 2009  breastfeeding, Cesarean, OB, VBAC 8 Responses »
Oct 172009
 

“Babies don’t come out that way.” -L&D nurse said to a birthing woman wanting to push on her hands and knees.

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 October 17, 2009  L&D Nurse, pushing 7 Responses »
Oct 162009
 

“If you pamper them too much, the patients become dystotic*.” -Nursing staff to a group of student doulas touring a public hospital labor unit.

* Dystocic refers to a stall or slow down in labor, and lack of continued progress.

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 October 16, 2009  Doula 6 Responses »
Oct 162009
 

“Your uterus will explode if you don’t let me check the baby on the monitors.” – OB to a VBAC mother.

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 October 16, 2009  OB, VBAC 10 Responses »
Oct 152009
 

“Wow, your cervix..! it’s like a perfect pink doughnut. I could look at it all day.” -OB to mother during first obstetric pelvic exam.

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 October 15, 2009  cervix, OB 4 Responses »
Oct 142009
 

“Only if you want to blow your butt hole out.” -CNM when asked about alternative positions for pushing such as squatting.

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 October 14, 2009  CNM, pushing 16 Responses »