“Well, how big is your husband?” – midwife to client after client inquired about how uncomfortable it is to get a GBS swab test.
“I’m sorry, but your questions are far too informed. You are too knowledgeable. I can’t answer your questions for you… I will book you in with the head of anesthesia for you to talk to. May be they can answer some questions for you.” -OB to mother inquiring about pain medication options during her upcoming twin birth.