“I am not delivering your baby unless you get an epidural because you are hysterical.” -OB to a vocalizing unmedicated mother at 7 cm.
” Oh honey, she can’t possibly be close to having her baby, her water hasn’t even broken yet. Why don’t you go wait in the waiting room and we’ll call you when we have her all ready” -L&D nurse said to doula.
A few minutes later, L&D nurse comes running out to waiting room “Honey, honey, hurry up, you’re going to miss the birth!!!”