“Wow, you went into labor! It must have been all that crying you did in my office.” -OB to mother who birthed her VBAC baby two days before her due date, after mother had broken down in tears in the office earlier in the day after being told she needed to schedule her cesarean before her due date to avoid a sudden stillbirth. She went into labor that night.
“Do you plan to keep the baby?” -L&D nurse to mother admitted during active labor, as she proceeded to ask 45 minutes of admittance questions, despite all the preadmission paperwork already being submitted.
“We’ll have to see how cute he is.” -Mother’s reply