Oct 092009
 

“Well, its like putting chopped meat back together!” -OB to mother when mother asked how bad she had torn during birth.

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 October 9, 2009  birth, OB, vagina 2 Responses »
Oct 082009
 

No, we prefer you be surprised like the rest of us!” -Anesthesiologist to mother returning from cesarean surgery, when she asked him if she should expect throw up again, as she had done repeatedly during the operation.

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Oct 082009
 

“There really isn’t any reason to. We don’t read it and we will do whatever we think is best during birth”. -OB to mother when she wanted to discuss writing her birth plan.

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 October 8, 2009  birth, Birth Plan, OB 5 Responses »
Oct 072009
 

“I can either do surgery now or later.”- OB telling mother if she had a vaginal birth, that she would need reconstructive surgery to fix all of the damage that would be done.

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 October 7, 2009  birth, Cesarean, OB 5 Responses »
Oct 072009
 

“I can’t wait to do a vaginal exam on her!” -OB to nurses at L&D nurses station, before entering the hospital room of a very attractive patient, in order to examine her.

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 October 7, 2009  birth, OB, vagina 13 Responses »
Oct 062009
 

“You Have A Twisted Pelvis.”-Health Care Professional

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 October 6, 2009  birth, pelvis 3 Responses »
Oct 062009
 

“Push here…no…push HERE…NO, HERE!…This girl is an idiot, she has no clue!” -L&D Nurse to mother pushing in lithotomy position.

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 October 6, 2009  birth, L&D Nurse, pushing 8 Responses »
Oct 052009
 

“Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good vagina?” -OB to mom during a mandatory OB consult for her upcoming VBAC birth with a CNM.

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 October 5, 2009  birth, OB, vagina, VBAC 6 Responses »
Oct 052009
 

“Now don’t get any on my new shoes.” -OB told this to the patient whose membranes were being artificially ruptured.

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 October 5, 2009  AROM, OB 2 Responses »
Oct 042009
 

“I give all women episiotomies so it looks prettier down there.” OB to patient who stated she didn’t want an episiotomy.

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 October 4, 2009  episiotomy, OB, vagina 10 Responses »