“If women were meant to give birth on the floor, you would still be doing it in the bush in the middle of nowhere, now get up on the bed.” -OB to a woman laboring on her hands and knees on a mat on the ground.
“We call the OB when you are dilated to 8cm.” -L&D Nurse to mother who begged for the OB to be called. At last check mother was 4cm. Baby was born soon after on the unprepared bed with the nurses in the room not looking. The nurses then argued over the time of birth. The OB arrived six minutes later.