Apr 25
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“…You Don’t Want To Have A Baby In Ireland…”

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“Ireland? You don’t want to have a baby in Ireland. Too many midwives!” -OB to mother.

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Apr 24
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“…You Could Have A Baby In A Barn, Too, But Why Would You?”

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“Well, yeah, you could have a baby at home.  You could have a baby in barn, too, but why would you?” -OB to mother at an information session.

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Apr 24
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“…Don’t You Think Your Husband Would Rather You Had A Cesarean?”

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“This is the size of a normal vaginal opening (gesturing), and THIS is the size it is when a baby’s passing through. Don’t you think your husband would rather you had a Cesarean?” -OB to mother prenatally.

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Apr 23
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“You Really Have Very Nice Breasts!”

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“You really have very nice breasts!” -OB/GYN to mother during annual breast exam. She was so uncomfortable after this statement she couldn’t talk for the rest of the exam.

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Apr 23
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“…God Loved Your Baby More Than You Did.”

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“Don’t cry, you should be happy, God loved your baby more than you did.” -Hospital Chaplain to mother who had just had a miscarriage in the hospital.

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Apr 22
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Thoughtful Thursdays! “…You Were Right All Along.”

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“I’m sorry! You were right all along.” -OB to mother who had given birth naturally and without interventions, when the initially did not feel that she could.

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Apr 22
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Thoughtful Thursdays! “…Being Pregnant Is A Perfectly Normal Way For You To Be.”

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“You’re not sick you know.  Being pregnant is a perfectly normal way for you to be.” OB to mother inquiring about activity restrictions at 5 months into a normal, healthy pregnancy.

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Apr 21
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“We Need To Cut The Cord Now Or Your Baby Will Die!”

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“We need to cut the cord now or your baby will die!” – OB to mother immediately after she birthed a very wiggly, crying, baby when the mother wanted to keep the cord intact.

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Apr 21
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“A Gentleman Waits For The Placenta To Pass.”

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“A gentleman waits for the placenta to pass.” -OB to a husband when the husband inquired how long the couple should wait to have sex after the baby is born.

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Apr 20
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“…Next Time You’ll Just Get The Epidural Sooner.”

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“See, next time you’ll just get the epidural sooner.” -OB to mom who had planned to have a natural childbirth and ended up with an epidural after many hours of laboring unmedicated with an occiput posterior baby lodged on her tail bone.

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