“You are going to have to let me check you if you want this baby to come
out.” – L&D Nurse to mom while trying to check cervix in the middle of a
contraction during the transition stage.
” Oh honey, she can’t possibly be close to having her baby, her water hasn’t even broken yet. Why don’t you go wait in the waiting room and we’ll call you when we have her all ready” -L&D nurse said to doula.
A few minutes later, L&D nurse comes running out to waiting room “Honey, honey, hurry up, you’re going to miss the birth!!!”
“I’m sorry, but your questions are far too informed. You are too knowledgeable. I can’t answer your questions for you… I will book you in with the head of anesthesia for you to talk to. May be they can answer some questions for you.” -OB to mother inquiring about pain medication options during her upcoming twin birth.