“If I were fishing…I’d throw him back!” -Health Care Provider to mother who just birthed a 4 pound 9 ounce baby boy.
“We call the OB when you are dilated to 8cm.” -L&D Nurse to mother who begged for the OB to be called. At last check mother was 4cm. Baby was born soon after on the unprepared bed with the nurses in the room not looking. The nurses then argued over the time of birth. The OB arrived six minutes later.