“Why on earth are you STILL doing that?” – doctor in response to being told that a patient’s 10 month old was still night nursing, during an office visit for something totally unrelated.
“What do you mean? Like, head down?” -L&D Nurse responded after a vaginal exam when questioned if baby was still posterior*.
“Posterior refers to the direction that the baby is facing. A Occiput Posterior baby may still need to rotate and it can slow down progress and cause painful back labor. Spinning Babies is a great resource for help with fetal positioning before and during labor.
“Well those don’t count because you didn’t call us or write them down” – Postpartum Lactation Nurse to mother, insisting her newborn needed to be supplemented after allegedly not having any wet or soiled diapers since birth, even though the mother responded she had been changing soiled diapers all day.