May 31
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“We Know Who The Father Is, But We Have Some Questions About The Mother.”

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“We know who the father is, but we have some questions about the mother.” -OB commenting immediately after the mother gave birth.

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May 30
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“…I’m The Only Man You’ll Allow In Bed With Your Wife.”

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“I bet I’m the only man you’ll allow in bed with your wife.” -OB to husband while conducting a vaginal exam on his wife during her labor.

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May 30
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“I Like Girls, It Is Good For Business.”

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“I like girls, it’s good for business.” – OB to mother who found out during a second trimester ultrasound that she was having a girl.

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May 29
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“I’ve Never Seen A Baby Come Out Like That!”

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“I’ve never seen a baby come out like that!” -L&D nurse to after mom was allowed to push on her own without counting and the contraction monitor.

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May 29
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“Did I Do Your Cesarean Section?”

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“Did I do your cesarean section?” -OB to a mother at a postpartum visit shortly after surgery, in a small town where only two doctors do cesarean surgeries at all.

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May 28
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“Let’s Talk About Inducing You…I Don’t Want To Deliver Your Baby On Christmas…”

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“At your next appointment, let’s talk about inducing you.” -OB to mother at 37 week prenatal, who was due on Christmas Day.

When asked why she needed to be induced, the OB replied:  “Well, you don’t want to have your baby on CHRISTMAS! And, I don’t want to deliver your baby on Christmas! I’d rather be home with MY family.”

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May 28
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“…I Look Like The Grim Reaper…”

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“I know I look like the Grim Reaper coming in here.”-OB coming in to tell a mother that after 36 hours of labor and 1 hour of pushing, she needed a c-section. The mother was in so much pain that this seemed very surreal.

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May 27
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Thoughtful Thursday! “You’re Laboring So Well! You Look Like One Of Those Women In a Childbirth Video!”

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“You’re laboring so well!  You look like one of those women in a childbirth video!”  – Midwife to a laboring woman.

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May 27
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…I Will Be Here With You 100% Of The Way.”

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“We’re going to do this nice and slow, we’re going to take all the time we need to and I will be here with you 100% of the way.” -Perinatologist to mother being induced for medical reasons.

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May 26
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“Promise Me You Won’t Die On The Operating Table.”

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“Promise me you won’t die on the operating table.” -OB to a mother who was having a cesarean after a long, and medically difficult pregnancy, at 35 weeks.

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