Jan 31
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“You’re “F**king Crazy If You Think You’re Going To Have A VBAC At Home.”

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“You’re f**king crazy if you think you’re going to have a VBAC at home.” – OB to mother who shared her desire to VBAC at home.

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Jan 31
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“It Can Be Many Things, Your Bowel, Some Fat, Or Even A Baby’s Foot Sticking Through There.”

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“It can be many things, your bowel, some fat, or even a baby’s foot sticking through there.”  - Nurse to mother being seen for an umbilical hernia.

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Jan 31
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“…How Did You Ever Get Pregnant In The First Place?”

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“That’s uncomfortable? I only have two fingers in! How did you even get pregnant in the first place?” – OB to mother during a cervical check at a prenatal exam, when the mother stated the exam was uncomfortable.

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Jan 31
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“Don’t You Think It Was Nice How She Was Making Up All Those Sensations

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“Don’t you think it was nice how she was making up all those sensations?” – OB to nurse in the OR after a cesarean section, where the mother needed general anesthesia due to pain.  The mother regained consciousness and this was the first thing she heard.

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Jan 30
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“So, You’re Okay With This? Even If It Means Your Wife & Baby Dying?”

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So, you’re okay with this? Even if it means your wife and baby dying?” — OB to father after laboring VBAC mother stated she did not want a routine repeat c-section

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Jan 30
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“You Cannot Eat In Labor. If You Aspirate & Die, Someone Is Going To Sue Me.”

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“You cannot eat in labor. If you aspirate and die, someone is going to sue me.” – OB to mother when the mother listed “be able to eat and drink” on her birth plan.

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Jan 30
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“That’s Fine, But I’ll Be The One Who Decides How Well You’re Handling Labor.”

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“That’s fine, but I’ll be the one who decides how well you’re handling labor.” – OB to mother who stated during a prenatal that she hoped to birth unmedicated.

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Jan 29
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“Who Performed Your Surgery?”

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“Who performed your surgery?” – OB to mother at a follow up appointment after a D&C for a miscarriage.  The surgery was performed by this OB.

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Jan 29
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“…Your Tailbone Will Open Up Much More If You Push While Lying On Your Back.”

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“You’re not taking advantage of all the space in your tailbone.  Your tailbone will open up much more if you push while lying on your back.” – OB to mother pushing on her hands and knees.

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Jan 29
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“Your Baby Should Probably Been Labeled As Macrosomic…”

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“Your baby should probably have been labeled as macrosomic actually.”  - Family Practice doctor to mother at 2 week newborn checkup. This was said because the mother is 4’11”.  The baby weighed 8 lb 10 oz.

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