Apr 092014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“People who hire doulas always complain afterwards that it’s a waste of money. Why would you want a doula when you can have you family with you instead?”

- OB to mother.

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 April 9, 2014  Doula, OB 27 Responses »
Apr 092014
 

Newborns“We can’t do delayed cord clamping because it will make the baby swell up like a blueberry and die.”

- OB to mother.

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Apr 092014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“If you leave the hospital against medical advice, your baby may die.”

-  Hospital OB to mother whose own obstetrician referred her to hospital for tests and had ordered her discharged after receiving test results. 

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Apr 082014
 

Breastfeeding“Breastfeeding after 6 months is unnecessary. Mothers who do have mental issues and anxious children.”

- Nurse Practitioner at pediatrician’s office.

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Apr 082014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“Your belly isn’t big enough to be 7 months pregnant. The baby isn’t growing properly.”

- Nurse in OB office.

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 April 8, 2014  L&D Nurse, OB, prenatal 19 Responses »
Apr 082014
 

Epidurals“I don’t deliver without an epidural.”

- OB to laboring mother. 

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 April 8, 2014  epidural, OB 28 Responses »
Apr 072014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“Next week I *will* be stripping your membranes, because if I don’t you won’t go into labor and will be overdue.”

- OB to mother at her 38 week appointment after the mother declined a vaginal exam from a doctor she had just met 5 minutes before.

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Apr 072014
 

HomebirthsMother transferred in labor from a home birth because she felt her baby turn transverse.

OB: “Who told you the baby was transverse?”

Mother: “Um, me.. I can tell.”

OB: snorts and mumbles something about Google, in a mocking tone under their breath.

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 April 7, 2014  Home Birth, OB 21 Responses »
Apr 072014
 

Epidurals“Fine, you can have the epidural. But just so you know, the contractions have to get MUCH worse before it’s time to push.”

- L&D nurse to first time mother who requested an epidural.

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 April 7, 2014  epidural, L&D Nurse 10 Responses »
Apr 052014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“No! You can labor in the tub but your baby will drown if you give birth in the tub.”

- OB to mother when she inquired about water birth.

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 April 5, 2014  OB, water birth 33 Responses »