“Are you sure it’s not a good thing that you haven’t miscarried yet? I mean, you’re so young and already have one child. Do you really need another one?” - nurse to 23 year old married mom after an ultrasound showed a steady heartbeat.
“No way, that’s disgusting. I’m not going to stick my hands in that. Besides you will be laying in bed screaming at your husband and begging for an epidural.” – OB to mother who inquired if water birth was possible.