“I prefer an episiotomy. An episiotomy is much better than allowing it to stretch all out. If it gets all stretched out, you’ll be able to park a Mack truck in there and what kind of qualify of sex life will you have if that happens?” – OB

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“Hey! I get to violate you today!”  — OB to mother upon walking into the exam room while the mother waited under a sheet for the first vaginal exam for her pregnancy.

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“Are you sure that’s not your vagina?  It’s so loose though.” -OB to mother while repeatedly trying to do a cervical exam and was repeatedly told by the mother that the doctor was inserting her fingers into the mother’s rectum.

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“Don’t worry, once you’re done having kids, you can come in for a vaginoplasty and we’ll make you tight as a teenager again.” – OB to mother.

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“What is that!!” -  OB preparing to do a pelvic exam on a mother with vaginal boils.

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“I’m almost done, just putting in an extra stitch. It will make your husband really happy.” -OB during tear repair.

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“You chose to have a 3rd degree tear.” – OB to mother at a postpartum

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“Oh, it looks like your vagina broke another monitor.” – OB to mother when the internal monitors in place stopped working

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“Well, you look brand new down here!” – GYN to mother during a pap smear, after inquiring if her first child was born by cesarean.

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“That is the best six week postpartum kegel I’ve seen in YEARS. You are clearly doing your exercises!” -Midwife to a mom who had significant tearing and repair during the birth.

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