“It’s really not that big a deal… think of it this way… either we do an incision down there (nodding towards her perineum) or we do an incision up there (nodding towards her belly). It’s basically the same thing.”-OB consoling a mother about her upcoming cesarean.

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“Well, its like putting chopped meat back together!” -OB to mother when mother asked how bad she had torn during birth.

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“I can’t wait to do a vaginal exam on her!” -OB to nurses at L&D nurses station, before entering the hospital room of a very attractive patient, in order to examine her.

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“Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good vagina?” -OB to mom during a mandatory OB consult for her upcoming VBAC birth with a CNM.

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“I give all women episiotomies so it looks prettier down there.” OB to patient who stated she didn’t want an episiotomy.

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“I’m glad I had Cesareans with my kids!” -OB to patient as she is finishing a pelvic exam at the postpartum appointment.

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“Well, you wanted a natural birth” -OB to mom as she was stitching her tear with NO lidocaine.

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“Well, her vagina basically exploded…” -OB during repair of extensive tears after vaginal birth with baby in military presentation.

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“The vagina is a very dirty place for a baby!”- OB to mom during the pushing phase.

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