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Jul 13
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“I’ve Seen The Nuchal Arm Rip The Mother Open Like A Plow!”

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“I’ve seen the nuchal arm rip the mother open like a plow!” – OB

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Jul 13
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“What Are You? A Vagina Model?”

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“What are you? A vagina model?” – OB

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Jul 11
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“…I’m Going To Have To Palpate Your Uterus.”

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“Well, since you didn’t come in sooner, I’m going to have to palpate your uterus.” – OB to 19 year old mother at 12 weeks gestation. The OB then proceeded to place an ungloved hand into the mother’s vagina and “palpated” the uterus externally with the other hand for several minutes.

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Jul 10
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“Are There Any Body Parts Hanging Out Of Your Vagina?”

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“Are there any body parts hanging out of your vagina?” – L&D nurse when laboring mother called to see if she should come into the hospital.

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Jun 26
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“…What Else Have You Placed In Your Vagina?”

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“Don’t ever put your fingers inside yourself. You shouldn’t put anything in there. What else have you placed in your vagina?” – OB to mother who told the OB that she had a tipped uterus, and stated she knew this from having examined herself.

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Jun 22
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“…I Like To…Eat Ice Cream For Dinner Too, But I Don’t Have To Push It Out My Vagina Afterwards.”

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“Whoa there! You’d better slow down on that weight gain! I totally understand though, I like to sit down and eat ice cream for dinner too, but I don’t have to push it out of my vagina afterwards.” – Midwife to mother at a prenatal visit.

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Jun 5
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“Have You Been Doing Your Kegel Exercises?”

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OB: Have you been doing your Kegel exercises?”
Mother: “Not religiously…why is that bad?”
OB: “Well…you won’t have any issues having another baby or anything but I’m fairly certain your husband will be able to tell.”

OB to mother at 6 week postpartum check up.

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May 30
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“…Your Vagina Is Dirty…”

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“Oh honey, don’t put your hand in there. Your vagina is dirty. Only I can can check your cervix without causing an infection.” – L&D nurse to mother who wanted to check her own cervix.

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May 22
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“…You’ll Be Able To Park A Mack Truck In There!”

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“I prefer an episiotomy. An episiotomy is much better than allowing it to stretch all out. If it gets all stretched out, you’ll be able to park a Mack truck in there and what kind of qualify of sex life will you have if that happens?” – OB

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Mar 9
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“Hey, I Get To Violate You Today!”

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“Hey! I get to violate you today!”  — OB to mother upon walking into the exam room while the mother waited under a sheet for the first vaginal exam for her pregnancy.

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