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Oct 30
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“It’s Going To Be A *Long* Time Before You Have Sexual Relations With Your Husband Again.”

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“It’s going to be a *looooooooong* time before you have sexual relations with your husband again.” – OB to mother while repairing her perineum after birth.

55 people dislike these words.

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Oct 15
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“How Do You Know What A Vulva Is…?

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“How do you know what a vulva is? Most grown women don’t even know what that is.” – OB/Gyn to 14 year old woman who stated her discomfort from a yeast infection was on her vulva.

62 people dislike these words.

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Jul 13
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“I’ve Seen The Nuchal Arm Rip The Mother Open Like A Plow!”

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“I’ve seen the nuchal arm rip the mother open like a plow!” – OB

48 people dislike these words.

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Jul 13
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“What Are You? A Vagina Model?”

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“What are you? A vagina model?” – OB

55 people dislike these words.

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Jul 11
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…I’m Going To Have To Palpate Your Uterus.”

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“Well, since you didn’t come in sooner, I’m going to have to palpate your uterus.” – OB to 19 year old mother at 12 weeks gestation. The OB then proceeded to place an ungloved hand into the mother’s vagina and “palpated” the uterus externally with the other hand for several minutes.

117 people dislike these words.

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Jul 10
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Are There Any Body Parts Hanging Out Of Your Vagina?”

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“Are there any body parts hanging out of your vagina?” – L&D nurse when laboring mother called to see if she should come into the hospital.

50 people dislike these words.

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Jun 26
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…What Else Have You Placed In Your Vagina?”

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“Don’t ever put your fingers inside yourself. You shouldn’t put anything in there. What else have you placed in your vagina?” – OB to mother who told the OB that she had a tipped uterus, and stated she knew this from having examined herself.

111 people dislike these words.

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Jun 22
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…I Like To…Eat Ice Cream For Dinner Too, But I Don’t Have To Push It Out My Vagina Afterwards.”

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“Whoa there! You’d better slow down on that weight gain! I totally understand though, I like to sit down and eat ice cream for dinner too, but I don’t have to push it out of my vagina afterwards.” – Midwife to mother at a prenatal visit.

90 people dislike these words.

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Jun 5
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Have You Been Doing Your Kegel Exercises?”

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OB: Have you been doing your Kegel exercises?”
Mother: “Not religiously…why is that bad?”
OB: “Well…you won’t have any issues having another baby or anything but I’m fairly certain your husband will be able to tell.”

OB to mother at 6 week postpartum check up.

73 people dislike these words.

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May 30
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…Your Vagina Is Dirty…”

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“Oh honey, don’t put your hand in there. Your vagina is dirty. Only I can can check your cervix without causing an infection.” – L&D nurse to mother who wanted to check her own cervix.

88 people dislike these words.

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