“If you weren’t bleeding so much this would be easier.” – Midwife to mother during repair after birth.

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“Oh wow, almost looks like you have a scrotum!” – L&D Nurse to a mother who was crying in pain in the bathroom due to some tears and swelling present after birth.

69 people dislike these words.

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“You know…I don’t wonder how they are able to give birth so many times, its how they *GET* pregnant I wonder about. After so many births, it has to be like waving it in the wind for the husband.” – OB discussing women who have given birth vaginally to many children.

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“Ha ha, it kind of reminds me of that restaurant ”The Puffy Taco.” – OB to mother while checking her perineal stitches one day postpartum.

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“Is that OK?” – OB, turning to the husband and inquiring on the state of the repair, while suturing a tear.

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“Just keep pushing it back in.” – OB to mother at 2 week postpartum, when the mother indicated that she had a prolapsed cervix and uterus.

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“Just suck up and deal with it. ” – Midwife to mother at 13 weeks of pregnancy, when the mother stated she had a vaginal yeast infection.

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“You’re least likely to tear if you push on your back.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother.

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“You can’t be serious, you are here for a pregnancy scan right?” – Ultrasound tech when mother mentioned to her husband that the trans-vaginal wand looked uncomfortable.

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“And how are your breasts? Have they started to hurt yet?” – OB to mother while palpating her breasts at the same time as a transvaginal ultrasound  was being done.

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