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Jan 28

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…You Are Here For A Pregnancy Scan, Right?”

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“You can’t be serious, you are here for a pregnancy scan right?” – Ultrasound tech when mother mentioned to her husband that the trans-vaginal wand looked uncomfortable.

40 people dislike these words.

Jan 10

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“And How Are Your Breasts…”

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“And how are your breasts? Have they started to hurt yet?” – OB to mother while palpating her breasts at the same time as a transvaginal ultrasound was being done.

63 people dislike these words.

Dec 31

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“I’m Known As Mr. Soft Touch Around Here…”

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“I’m known as “Mr. Soft Touch” around here. No one ever complains about my exams! Everyone wants me to examine their vagina.” – OB to mother.

51 people dislike these words.

Dec 6

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“You Need To Stop Shaking Or Else I Am Going To Give You A Blood Tranfusion.”

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“You need to stop shaking or else I am going to give you a blood transfusion” - OB to mother during a painful repair.

55 people dislike these words.

Dec 5

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“I Sewed You Up Tight As A Teenager.”

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“I sewed you up tight as a teenager!” – OB to mother after birth.

80 people dislike these words.

Nov 20

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Why Do You Want To Ruin And Stretch Your Vagina?”

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“Why do you want to ruin and stretch your vagina?” - OB to mother desiring a VBAC.

53 people dislike these words.

Nov 19

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“That’s A Bloody War Zone Down There…”

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“That’s a bloody war zone down there. I can’t even look.” – OB to mother upon examining her perineum and sutures one day postpartum.

60 people dislike these words.

Nov 13

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Now You Get To Join The Vaginal Preservation Club.”

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“Now you get to join the vaginal preservation club.” - OB to mother who had an unplanned cesarean.

58 people dislike these words.

Nov 6

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Hold Still! I Only Have 5 Minutes To Sew You Up!”

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“Hold still! I only have 5 minutes to sew you up.” – OB to mother after rushing her to push quicker than she had wanted to.

59 people dislike these words.

Nov 4

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“You Have A Really Shallow Vagina…”

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“You have a really shallow vagina… has anyone every told you that before?” – OB during pelvic exam.

39 people dislike these words.

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