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“You are going to have to let me check you if you want this baby to come
out.” – L&D Nurse to mom while trying to check cervix in the middle of a
contraction during the transition stage.
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“Welcome to the tight vagina club.” -OB to mother during prep for an unplanned cesarean section.
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“No one likes wearing gumboots*, they are sloppy and uncomfortable…. that’s why we put in the extra stitch, your husband will thank me.” -OB to woman who just birthed her second baby and was being sutured for a tear.
* Gumboots; an Australian term for rainboots.
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“You don’t want to hold her, she will get you all dirty, we’ll clean her up first.” -Provider responding to mother reaching for her baby in order to hold her immediately after birth.
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“Do you want a cesarean?” -Nurse to mother who declined a vaginal exam during her 41 week penatal appointment.
“Really, a cesarean, for not having a prenatal vaginal exam?” asked the mother.
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“Oh, it’s just superficial, but since you’ve opened a suture kit, I’ll put a couple of sutures in.” -Resident OB to two midwives who delivered the baby and had called the OB because they were concerned that mother had sustained a bad tear.
Turns out it wasn’t just superficial – it was a 4th degree tear and will require major surgery and a temporary colostomy to repair 6 years down the track.
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“I’m going to go home to have a nice dinner after this. Steak! Mmmm…” -OB to mother, while seated between her legs with mother in lithotomy position waiting for nurse to enter the room before pushing her baby out.
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