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Aug 2
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“Your Placenta Looks Weird…”

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“Your placenta looks weird….I think you may have some collapsed fibroids on it.” -OB who had mistakenly pulled out the mother’s uterus with assertive cord traction resulting in complete uterine prolapse and hemorrhage.

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Jul 21
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“…If You Would Have Just Got The Epidural, This Wouldn’t Hurt.”

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“Well, if you would have just got the epidural, this wouldn’t hurt.” -OB who inserted her hand inside the mother’s uterus immediately after birth when she suspected a postpartum hemorrhage.

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Jun 5
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“What Am I Supposed To Use To Clean *THAT* Up?”

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“What am I supposed to use to clean *THAT* up?” -Housekeeper upon entering the room of a mother who had above average blood loss during birth.

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Jun 4
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“Now We Have To Wait For The Disgusting Placenta.”

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“Now we have to wait for the disgusting placenta.” -OB to mother immediately after the birth of the baby.

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May 19
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“I Had To Cut An Episiotomy For The Placenta…”

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“I had to cut an episiotomy for the placenta, otherwise it would not have come out because it is so big.” -OB to mother who had just delivered before the doctor could arrive.

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Apr 21
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“We Need To Cut The Cord Now Or Your Baby Will Die!”

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“We need to cut the cord now or your baby will die!” – OB to mother immediately after she birthed a very wiggly, crying, baby when the mother wanted to keep the cord intact.

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Apr 11
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“What Would Happen If Her Uterus Came Out With It?”

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“What would happen if her uterus came out with it?” -OB Resident to Attending while applying forceful cord traction 10 minutes after delivery in order to hasten the delivery of the placenta.

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Apr 9
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“All Bleeding Stops Eventually.”

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“All bleeding stops eventually.” – OB to mom suffering severe secondary hemorrhage who had asked if the bleeding was ever going to stop.

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Mar 29
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“Gone Are The Good Old Days When You Gals Would Be All Shaved Up For Us…”

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“Gone are the good old days when you gals would be all shaved up for us before we got in here, miss those days!” -OB to mother during the repair of her tear after birth.

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Mar 1
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“They Don’t Come Out On Their Own You Know.”

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“They don’t come out on their own you know.” -OB to mother who had asked the doctor to stop pulling on the umbilical cord, 30 seconds after delivery.

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