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Jan 25
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“…Don’t Do That! Fruit Has Calories!”

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“Oh! Don’t do that! Fruit has calories!” – OB to mother who declined a stool softener because she was not constipated and told the OB that she ate plenty of fruit and vegetables.

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Dec 6
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“We Only Give Iron For Constipation.”

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“We only give iron for constipation.” — Postpartum nurse to mother who asked if she could continue the iron she was on during her pregnancy.

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Mar 2
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“Oh For God’s Sake, Why Didn’t Somebody Give This Woman An Enema?”

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“Oh for God’s sake why didn’t somebody give this woman an enema?” -OB to woman birthing in 1969.  She still remembers these words to this day.

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Oct 22
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“…Oh, That’s Not The Baby…”

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“Here comes the baby! Oh, that’s not the baby, that’s poop! Ha, ha, ha.” -OB to mother during pushing.

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Sep 7
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"That BM Is Bigger Than The Baby!"

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“That BM is bigger than the baby!” -said by a CNM after mum passed a bowel movement.

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