“Oh For God’s Sake, Why Didn’t Somebody Give This Woman An Enema?”

“Oh for God’s sake why didn’t somebody give this woman an enema?” -OB to woman birthing in 1969. She still remembers these words to this day.

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Oct 22

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…Oh, That’s Not The Baby…”

“Here comes the baby! Oh, that’s not the baby, that’s poop! Ha, ha, ha.” -OB to mother during pushing.

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Sep 7

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“That BM is bigger than the baby!” -said by a CNM after mum passed a bowel movement.

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