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Aug 2
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“Your Placenta Looks Weird…”

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“Your placenta looks weird….I think you may have some collapsed fibroids on it.” -OB who had mistakenly pulled out the mother’s uterus with assertive cord traction resulting in complete uterine prolapse and hemorrhage.

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Jul 7
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“…I Don’t Do Delayed Cord Clamping Because I Don’t Want To Hand You A Dead Baby…”

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“Well I don’t do delayed cord clamping because I don’t want to hand you a dead baby, you know when it’s pumping in it’s also pumping out and it will drain the baby of blood.” -OB while going over a birth plan with a mother prenatally.

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Jun 4
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“Now We Have To Wait For The Disgusting Placenta.”

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“Now we have to wait for the disgusting placenta.” -OB to mother immediately after the birth of the baby.

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May 19
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“I Had To Cut An Episiotomy For The Placenta…”

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“I had to cut an episiotomy for the placenta, otherwise it would not have come out because it is so big.” -OB to mother who had just delivered before the doctor could arrive.

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Apr 21
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“We Need To Cut The Cord Now Or Your Baby Will Die!”

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“We need to cut the cord now or your baby will die!” – OB to mother immediately after she birthed a very wiggly, crying, baby when the mother wanted to keep the cord intact.

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Apr 21
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“A Gentleman Waits For The Placenta To Pass.”

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“A gentleman waits for the placenta to pass.” -OB to a husband when the husband inquired how long the couple should wait to have sex after the baby is born.

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Apr 11
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“What Would Happen If Her Uterus Came Out With It?”

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“What would happen if her uterus came out with it?” -OB Resident to Attending while applying forceful cord traction 10 minutes after delivery in order to hasten the delivery of the placenta.

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Mar 31
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“…Your Placenta Could Fall Off And Your Baby Could Die.”

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“If you stay pregnant, your placenta could fall off and your baby could die.” – OB to a mom who refused induction at 39 weeks and 6 days and had just had a Biophysical Profile with a perfect score.

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Mar 16
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“…Baby’s Heart Will Pump All Of The Good Blood Back Into The Placenta.”

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“Absolutely not!  I have to clamp the cord right after birth because the baby’s heart will pump all of the good blood back into the placenta.” -OB to parents when they requested delayed cord clamping.

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Mar 1
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“They Don’t Come Out On Their Own You Know.”

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“They don’t come out on their own you know.” -OB to mother who had asked the doctor to stop pulling on the umbilical cord, 30 seconds after delivery.

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