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Sep 1
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“We’ll Check Her At 8 cm.”

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“We’ll check her at 8cm.” – L&D Nurse when a cervical check was requested. Baby was born 10 minutes later.

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Aug 31
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“…They Are All Soft And Mushy In There…”

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“Oh God, this is why I hate doing internals on pregnant women, they are all soft & mushy in there & i can’t find the cervix.” -OB during a pelvic exam on a woman 30 weeks pregnant with her 5th child.

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Aug 23
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“You Don’t Take Pain Very Well, Do You?”

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“You don’t take pain very well, do you?.” -L&D nurse to mother exhibiting transition like symptoms, when a vaginal exam revealed her cervix was 1 cm dilated.

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Aug 20
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“Stop Moving Away From The Doctor!”

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“Stop moving away from the doctor!” -Nurse to mother who had asked the doctor to stop the cervical exam and was trying to move out of position.

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Aug 17
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“Stop Checking Your Cervix So Much.”

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“Stop checking your cervix so much.”  – OB to a woman using fertility awareness method for birth control after the woman went in for an appointment after having found a hard lump on the side of her cervix.

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Jul 25
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“Don’t Get Your Hopes Up!”

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“Don’t get your hopes up!” -OB to mother, immediately after an ultrasound and pelvic exam for unexplained bleeding, when the mother expressed excitement at finding out the baby was a boy.

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Jul 3
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“…You Certainly Won’t Be Able To Fit Much Out Of There!”

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“You’d better not have a baby more than about 6 pounds. You certainly won’t be able to fit much out of there!” -OB during pelvic exam at the first prenatal appointment of a mother pregnant for the first time.

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Jun 22
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“You Are Tighter Than A Tick.”

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“You are tighter than a tick.” -OB during a prenatal vaginal exam at a 39 weeks 4 days.

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Jun 2
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“…I’ll Get The Other Nurse. She Takes The Next Size Up Gloves…”

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“You don’t seem to even be 1 cm… Hang on I’ll get the other nurse.  She takes the next size up gloves – her fingers are really long.” -Nurse during a vaginal exam for a mother four hours into induction.  She was told birth wouldn’t happen for 12 hours.  Her baby was born 1 hour later.

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May 30
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“…I’m The Only Man You’ll Allow In Bed With Your Wife.”

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“I bet I’m the only man you’ll allow in bed with your wife.” -OB to husband while conducting a vaginal exam on his wife during her labor.

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