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Jan 12
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…Leave Her Alone. Her Body Will Finish When It’s Ready.”

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“It’s been 4 hours and she hasn’t progressed? Leave her alone. Her body will finish when it’s ready” –  OB to mother being induced, who had previous vaginal births.

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Jan 12
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Thoughtful Thursday! “I Want To Home Birth When I’m Ready To Have Kids.”

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“So you were the homebirth transfer? I’m so sorry. I want to homebirth when I’m ready to have kids.” – OB Resident to mother.

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Jan 11
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“Oh, You Can’t Do That Here.”

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“Oh, you can’t do that here.” – OB to mother during pushing phase, after asking the mother what position she pushes best in.  The mother answered that she pushed her last baby out squatting. Mother was then put in stirrups, on her back.

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Jan 11
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“Well, Umn, I Guess I Don’t Need To Check You. Baby’s Part Way Out.”

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“Well… umm, I guess I don’t need to check you, baby’s part way out!” – OB Resident while lifting the sheet of a mother in bed with an epidural.

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Jan 11
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“I’m Going To Schedule Your Cesarean Section For 38 Weeks.”

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“I’m going to schedule your C-section for 38 weeks.” - OB to mother at 8 week prenatal visit after agreeing to a VBAC at the pre-conception appointment.

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Jan 10
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“…Diaphragms Haven’t Been Around For Years. They Were Discontinued…”

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“Hahaha….diaphragms haven’t been around for years. They were discontinued. Here’s a prescription for a low dose pill.” -OB to woman after the woman discussed a previous history of problems with hormonal birth control.

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Jan 10
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“And How Are Your Breasts…”

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“And how are your breasts? Have they started to hurt yet?” – OB to mother while palpating her breasts at the same time as a transvaginal ultrasound  was being done.

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Jan 10
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“You Need To Be Induced Or Have A Cesarean Section…”

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“You need to be induced or have a cesarean section because your baby is going to be big, at least 10 pounds.” – OB at 37 week prenatal.

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Jan 9
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“…Your Baby Will Be *KKKKHHHK*…”

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“If we don’t get your baby out today, you’re going to come back Monday and your baby will be….[draws finger like knife across neck] ~kkkkkhhk~” – OB to mother after not finding sufficient fluid pockets at 40 week ultrasound.

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Jan 9
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“It’s Not Like We’re Dealing With A Frozen Chicken Neck…”

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Mother: “How likely will the induction be to result in a vaginal delivery?

OB: ”Good. It’s not like we’re dealing with a frozen chicken neck here.”

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