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Feb 1
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“How About You Just Push & Get This Over With?”

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“How about you just push and get this over with?” – OB when asked about a slow delivery of head to avoid tearing.

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Jan 31
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“You’re “F**king Crazy If You Think You’re Going To Have A VBAC At Home.”

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“You’re f**king crazy if you think you’re going to have a VBAC at home.” – OB to mother who shared her desire to VBAC at home.

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Jan 31
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“…How Did You Ever Get Pregnant In The First Place?”

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“That’s uncomfortable? I only have two fingers in! How did you even get pregnant in the first place?” – OB to mother during a cervical check at a prenatal exam, when the mother stated the exam was uncomfortable.

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Jan 31
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“Don’t You Think It Was Nice How She Was Making Up All Those Sensations

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“Don’t you think it was nice how she was making up all those sensations?” – OB to nurse in the OR after a cesarean section, where the mother needed general anesthesia due to pain.  The mother regained consciousness and this was the first thing she heard.

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Jan 30
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“You Cannot Eat In Labor. If You Aspirate & Die, Someone Is Going To Sue Me.”

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“You cannot eat in labor. If you aspirate and die, someone is going to sue me.” – OB to mother when the mother listed “be able to eat and drink” on her birth plan.

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Jan 30
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“That’s Fine, But I’ll Be The One Who Decides How Well You’re Handling Labor.”

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“That’s fine, but I’ll be the one who decides how well you’re handling labor.” – OB to mother who stated during a prenatal that she hoped to birth unmedicated.

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Jan 29
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“Who Performed Your Surgery?”

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“Who performed your surgery?” – OB to mother at a follow up appointment after a D&C for a miscarriage.  The surgery was performed by this OB.

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Jan 29
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“…Your Tailbone Will Open Up Much More If You Push While Lying On Your Back.”

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“You’re not taking advantage of all the space in your tailbone.  Your tailbone will open up much more if you push while lying on your back.” – OB to mother pushing on her hands and knees.

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Jan 29
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“If You Were Still With The Clinic…I’d Admit You Now And Start The Pitocin.”

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“If you were still with the clinic and not with a midwife, I’d admit you now and start the pitocin.” – On call OB to VBAC mother with regular contractions, after the  41 week BPP she went in for was normal.

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Jan 27
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“You’re Not In Labor. You Just Strained Your Back…”

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“You’re not in labor.  You just strained your back.  Here’s a prescription for a muscle relaxer and I have a date with my wife in 15 minutes so I have to go.” – OB to  Mother presenting with potential premature labor.

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