“You should be ready to push by now!”  – OB to mother.

60 people dislike these words.

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“Stop screaming or you’ll scare the baby!” – OB to mother during labor.

94 people dislike these words.

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OB:  “If I’d known the baby was so big, I would have done a cesarean section.”

Mother:  (holding her just birthed baby) “I wouldn’t have let you!”

OB:  “It wouldn’t have been up to you.”

232 people dislike these words.

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“Whoa, have you always been this big or did you gain a lot of weight?  You’ve got one chance to do this.  I’m booking a cesarean.” – OB to mother during her labor.

98 people dislike these words.

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“I’ll just have your husband sign the release and give you the epidural anyways.” – OB to mother who was discussing her birth plan and indicated she did not want pain medication.

172 people dislike these words.

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“You know what they call people like that, right? Parents! Ha Ha Ha!” – OB to mother after she inquired about natural family planning methods.

61 people dislike these words.

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“It is time to deliver Johnny* and the fatality.”  – OB to mother birthing twins, one of whom was not expected to live past birth.

* Fictional name for privacy.

175 people dislike these words.

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“You can push the baby out in any position you are comfortable in.” – OB to mother

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“Oh, it’s a good thing I didn’t know she was that big before or I would have been way more nervous about this.” – OB to mother who birthed a 9 pound 9 ounce baby.

37 people dislike these words.

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“This really needs to start picking up, we need to have a baby soon.” – OB to mother trying to have a VBAC.

46 people dislike these words.

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