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May 21
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“ACOG’s Recommendation Doesn’t Apply To You Since You’re A First Time Mom.”

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“ACOG’s recommendation doesn’t apply to you since you’re a first time mom.” – OB to mother who wanted to have a vaginal birth with her breech baby.

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May 20
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“Now I’m Just Going To Give You A Little Cut…”

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“Now I’m just going to give you a little cut so you don’t tear…” – OB to mother who was stating “No! No!” when the OB said this.

28 people dislike these words.

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May 20
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“No Doctor Worth Their Salt Would Ever Allow A Woman To Attempt A Vaginal Breech Birth!”

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“No doctor worth their salt would ever allow a woman to attempt a vaginal breech birth!” – OB to mother after her cesarean for a frank breech baby.

20 people dislike these words.

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May 18
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“…Learn Some Patience.”

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“No, I can’t give you your hCG levels over the phone! You won’t have any clue what I’m even talking about!  You’ll be here in a week. Learn some patience.” – OB Nurse to woman after her hCG levels had been tested for a THIRD time due to suspected miscarriage.

31 people dislike these words.

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May 17
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“…They’re Both Going To Die!”

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“If you allow your wife to go through with this, then you’re going to go home alone because they’re both going to die!” – OB to husband when the parents and the OB discussed optimal cord clamping during a cesarean.

34 people dislike these words.

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May 16
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Thoughtful Thursday! “I’m So Sorry You Had To Deal With That…”

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“I’m so sorry you had to deal with that. It must have been very painful for you.” – OB nurse to mother who had some traumatic experiences associated with her birth.

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May 15
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“I Will Take A Bite Out At 3:00…”

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“I will take a bite out of 3:00. How many bites did I get last time?”  - OB/Gyn to woman during a cervical punch biopsy.

26 people dislike these words.

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May 14
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“…His Injuries Are From Your Vaginal Fat…”

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“Please don’t blame my use of the vacuum for delivery for the injury your son has. His injuries are from your vaginal fat, not negligence.” – OB to mother when discussing injuries from a vacuum extraction that caused a NICU stay and permanent brain injury.

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May 14
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“If I Had Known She Was That Big, I Would Have Scheduled A Cesarean.”

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“If I had known she was that big, I would have scheduled a cesarean.” – OB to mother who birthed a nine pound baby over an intact perineum in 20 minutes.

36 people dislike these words.

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May 14
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“It Has To Come Out.”

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“It has to come out.” – OB to mother who was objecting to the doctor pulling on the umbilical cord to remove a still attached placenta.

38 people dislike these words.

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