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Dec 28
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“Don’t You And Your Husband Ever Have Rough Sex…?”

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“Don’t you and your husband ever have rough sex? You’re really small down there. If you had rough sex, this wouldn’t be hurting so bad.” – Student Midwife to mother who stated that the vaginal exam was hurting her.

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Dec 28
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“Do You Know Jesus Christ As Your Lord And Savior?”

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“Do you know Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?” – Certified Nurse Midwife to woman in the middle of a vaginal exam.

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Dec 20
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“I Don’t Want You To Gain More Than 10lbs During This Entire Pregnancy.”

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“I don’t want you to gain more than 10 pounds during this entire pregnancy.” – Student Midwife to larger mother.

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Dec 10
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“If You’re Leaking When You’re Coughing, You’re Not Doing Your Kegals…”

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“If you’re leaking when you’re coughing, you’re not doing your kegals, no matter what you say.  It’s not normal to leak and you’re going to need surgery after you deliver to correct it.” – Midwife in training to mother.

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Dec 10
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“…I Can’t Prescribe Anything For You, No Matter How Bad It Is.”

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“Sorry, but the only thing you can do for your cough is take Robitussin and drink warm tea with honey.  I can’t prescribe anything for you, no matter how bad it is.” – Midwife in training to mother.

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Dec 9
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“If Something Went Wrong And Your Baby Died…”

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“If something went wrong and your baby died you’d never forgive yourself, would you. Let’s get this monitor on.” – Midwife to mother who inquired about the need for continuous fetal monitoring.

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Dec 8
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Thoughtful Thursday! “They Are The Marks Of Motherhood.”

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“They are the marks of motherhood.” – Midwife after a mother showed disgust at her postpartum stomach shortly after giving birth.

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Dec 8
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…We Are Going To Do Everything We Can To Help You Have That Vaginal Birth…”

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“Sounds like you had 2 unpleasant births, and even a cesarean section that wasn’t needed. We are going to do everything we can to help you have that vaginal birth you desire and Iknow you can do it!” – Midwife to mother at a prenatal.

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Dec 4
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“…It’s Past Your Due Date So You Must Be Excited To Be Induced Soon!”

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“Well, it’s past your due date so you must be excited to be induced soon!” – L&D Nurse to mother who was at the hospital to have an appointment with her midwife.

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Dec 1
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“Thoughtful Thursday! “I Am So Excited For Your Birth. It’s Going To Be So Much Fun!”

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“I am so excited for your birth.  It’s going to be SO much fun!” -Midwife to first time mother at 36wk appt.

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