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May 21
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“If You Weren’t Bleeding So Much This Would Be Easier.”

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“If you weren’t bleeding so much this would be easier.” – Midwife to mother during repair after birth.

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May 21
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“…Why Should I Take Time Out Of My Life & Stay With You At Your Home…While You Labor?”

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“I always ask my clients the reason why they want a home birth.  Sell it to me. Why should I take time out of my life, and stay with you at your home for potentially more than 24 hours while you labor?” – Midwife to mother during a “home inspection” to see if the situation was suitable for a home birth.

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May 16
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“It’s Just A Screening Test…”

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“It’s just a screening test. If you’ll keep the baby anyway, why won’t you have it done?! I just want you to make an informed decision.” – Midwife when parents announced that they weren’t going to have screening tests for chromosomal problems during the second trimester.

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May 14
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“…You’re Not In Real Labor.”

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“I’m sorry, your dilation has not progressed since we last checked you, you’re not in real labor.”  -  Midwife to mother

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May 10
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Wow! There’s A Head…”

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“WOW!  There’s a HEAD! You’re only a rim! You’ve got the demeanor of a mom who is only 2cm. I thought maybe you were 5cm at the most… but 9.5! Good job!” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother who arrived at the hospital and was practicing hypnobirthing techniques.

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May 4
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“Hey, Can You Pay Me A Little Money? For My Trouble?”

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“Hey, can you pay me a little money? For my trouble?” – Midwife to mother during a phone call made to tell the mother that she had placenta previa at 13 weeks and would need to transfer care.  The midwife delivered all the information in a phone call and was not open to a face to face appointment to discuss the situation.

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May 3
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…We’d Never Consider Inducing You Unless There Was A Serious Problem.”

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“You’re a superstar!  We’d never consider inducing you unless there was a serious problem” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother on her due date who was worried she would be told to prepare for induction.

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Apr 28
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“So, I Heard We Were Ready To Have The Baby On Tuesday, But You Weren’t.”

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“So, I heard we were ready to have the baby on Tuesday, but YOU weren’t.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother who declined induction.

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Apr 12
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…You Make My Job Look Easy.”

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“You don’t need to thank me.  Attending a birth like yours, it’s all you.  You did it all.  You make my job easy.” – Midwife to mother when the mother thanked the midwife for her support.

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Apr 12
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Look At How Well She’s Listening To Her Body.”

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“Look at how well she’s listening to her body.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to L&D nurse during mother’s pushing stage.

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