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Dec 18
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“If You Think It’s Bad Now, You Will Definitely Need That Epidural We Talked About.”

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“If you think it’s bad now, you will definitely need that epidural we talked about.” – L&D Nurse to mother who was using breathing techniques for comfort.

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Dec 17
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“…I’m Not Going To Let You Out Of Bed.”

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“There was really no point of me bringing that birth ball for you, because I’m not going to let you out of bed.” – L&D Nurse to mother.

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Dec 17
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“…Get Angry At The Baby…”

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“Get angry! Get angry at the baby and push her out!” – L&D nurse to mother during pushing.

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Dec 15
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…My Patient Is Unhappy & I Am Going To Make Her Happy Before You Continue…”

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“You can wait, my patient is unhappy and I am going to make her happy before you continue. She comes first, if she is stressed, the baby could be stressed. You will wait.” – L&D nurse asking the Anesthesiologist to wait, when the mother became concerned that she could no longer hear the baby’s heartbeat and the nurse needed time to reposition the monitor.

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Dec 12
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“You’re Not Going To Bathe Her? You Want Her To Be All Dirty?”

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“You’re not going to bathe her? You want her to be all dirty?” – Postpartum nurse to mother who declined the newborn bath.

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Dec 9
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“You Aren’t Allowed To Hold Your Baby Like That Here…”

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“You aren’t allowed to hold your baby like that here. If you want to take him somewhere, you need to put him in the bassinet.” – Postpartum Nurse to mother who was walking the halls to comfort her newborn.

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Dec 6
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“We Only Give Iron For Constipation.”

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“We only give iron for constipation.” — Postpartum nurse to mother who asked if she could continue the iron she was on during her pregnancy.

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Dec 6
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“How Does This Thing Go On?”

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“How does this thing go on?” – L&D nurses trying to figure out how the squatting bar attached to the bed.

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Dec 5
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“Don’t Do Vaginal Exams On Yourself…”

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“Don’t do vaginal exams on yourself, you could get an infection.” – L&D Nurse to mother after mother mentioned she had checked herself to see if she was dialated.

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Dec 4
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“…It’s Past Your Due Date So You Must Be Excited To Be Induced Soon!”

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“Well, it’s past your due date so you must be excited to be induced soon!” – L&D Nurse to mother who was at the hospital to have an appointment with her midwife.

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