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Apr 12
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“I Don’t Catch Babies.”

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“I don’t catch babies.”  -  L&D nurse to a mother who shared she had two previous births missed by her doctor.

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Apr 11
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Now Go Into The Warm Shower…”

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“Now go into the warm shower I have prepared for you to help you with your labor pain.” – L&D Nurse to mother.

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Apr 11
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Thoughtful Thursday! “I Love Doulas…”

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“I love doulas. They make my job so much easier.” – L&D Nurse to doula at a birth.

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Apr 10
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“You Can’t Do It Like That, You Are Going To Hurt Him.”

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“You can’t do it like that, you are going to hurt him.” – Postpartum nurse to mother who was using the football hold to help her baby latch.  The mother had very large breasts.

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Apr 8
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“I Didn’t Hear That…”

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“I didn’t hear that. He can’t do that. I don’t want to hear that again.” – L&D nurse to laboring mother who informed the nurse that her husband had learned to check her cervix and she’d been 3cm just before leaving home for the hospital.

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Apr 8
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“Well, No Problem There.”

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“Well, no problem there.” – Nurse as she squeezed mother’s nipple and got a squirt of colostrum out.

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Apr 7
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“So, Has Your Son Peed Yet?”

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“So, has your son peed yet?” – Nurse to mother a few hours after delivery.

“Um, I’m not sure. He has pooped though.” – Mother

“I don’t care about that. If he doesn’t pee soon, we’ll have to supplement until he does.” – Nurse

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Apr 5
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“Stop Being Childish, And Just Get Over It!”

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“Stop being childish, and just get over it!” -OB yelling at first time mother in labor, when mother stated she would prefer a female nurse to check her dilation. Mother was a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.

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Apr 5
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“If I Had A Pit Drip…”

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“If I had a pit drip, I’d get you into labor.”  - OB nurse to expectant mother when she was overdue.

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Apr 3
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“Looks Like There Might Be Another Baby.”

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“Looks like there might be another baby.” – L&D nurse after mother delivered her baby. The mother’s uterus still appeared to be pregnancy size.

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