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Dec 30
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“I Just Checked Her!”

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“I just checked her!” – L&D Nurse to father who had come to tell the nurse that the mother felt the strong urge to push immediately after a cervical exam indicated she was 6 cm.

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Dec 28
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“And What Does She Want Me To Do About That?”

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Birth Photographer toL&D nurse in hallway: “She’s pushing.”

Nurse: “And what does she want me to do about that?”

Birth Photographer left the delivery room to inform hospital staff as no staff were in the room.

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Dec 25
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“It Doesn’t Matter If Your Room Has A Tub…”

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“It doesn’t matter if your room has a tub.  You’ll be hooked up to the fetal monitor and can’t leave the bed anyway.” – L&D Nurse to mother who inquired if her labor room had a tub.

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Dec 24
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“…Is There Supposed To Be That Much Blood?”

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“Oh my gosh, is there supposed to be that much blood?” – L&D Nurse to OB after birth.

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Dec 23
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“You’ve Never Had A Baby Before, Have You?”

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“You’ve never had a baby before, have you?” – L&D Nurse to mother who said that she was planning for a non-medicated birth.

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Dec 20
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“Why Would You Want To See It? It’s Just A Lump Of Tissue?”

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“Why would you want to see it? It’s just a lump of tissue.” – L&D Nurse to mother who had a second trimester loss.

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Dec 19
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“They Aren’t Contractions…”

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Mother:  ”I’m having really awful cramps.”

L/D nurse:  (looking at monitor) “They aren’t contractions.  If you think this is bad, you should wait until labor gets going and see how bad it can really be!”

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Dec 18
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“…You Will Be The First Birth Without Pain Meds I’ve Ever Done!”

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“If you succeed, then you will be the first birth without pain meds I’ve ever done!” – L&D Nurse to mother who stated she hoped to birth without pain medication.

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Dec 18
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“If You Think It’s Bad Now, You Will Definitely Need That Epidural We Talked About.”

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“If you think it’s bad now, you will definitely need that epidural we talked about.” – L&D Nurse to mother who was using breathing techniques for comfort.

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Dec 17
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“…I’m Not Going To Let You Out Of Bed.”

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“There was really no point of me bringing that birth ball for you, because I’m not going to let you out of bed.” – L&D Nurse to mother.

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