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Aug 1
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“Just Wait Till You See What They Do To You When You Have The Baby.”

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“Just wait till you see what they do to you when you have the baby.” -Nurse to mother who questioned the numerous procedures that needed to be done at an early prenatal appointment.

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Jul 25
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“Up Until Now, You Weren’t *Really* In Labor.”

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“Up until now, you weren’t *really* in labor.” -L&D Nurse to mother who had been laboring with slow progression for about 12 hours.

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Jul 22
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Thoughtful Thursday! “She’s Getting Down In To A Squat…It Opens Up Her Pelvis Better, To Let The Baby Through.”

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“She’s getting down in to a squat because it opens up her pelvis better,  to let the baby through.” -Nurse to student nurse while a mother was pushing her baby out.

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Jul 21
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“Do You Have Vaginal Polyps? It’s A Vaginal Polyp!”

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“Do you have vaginal polyps? It’s a vaginal polyp.” -L&D nurse upon visual examination of a preterm mother who reported feeling something in the birth canal, mere moments before the baby “crowned” frank breech.  The polyp was a penis.

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Jul 19
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“…We Emailed Your Doctor But She Hasn’t Gotten Back To Us.”

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“Well, we emailed your doctor but she hasn’t gotten back to us.”  L&D nurse to mother who had been in the hospital in labor for 18 hours and had yet to see a doctor.

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Jul 19
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“You Just Don’t Know What You Are Doing Because This Is Your First Baby.”

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“You just don’t know what you are doing because this is your first baby.”  -L&D Nurse to first time mother during pushing, when the mother said that she felt like the baby was not moving with the pushes.

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Jul 16
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“Oh, You Had An Abortion Then?”

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Nurse: “Have you any children?”

Mother: “One pregnancy, no living children.”

Nurse: “Oh, you had an abortion then?”

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Jul 13
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“Warm Water Will Burn The Baby.”

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“Warm water will burn the baby.” -L&D Nurse to laboring mother after her doula suggested a bath to cope with labor pain.

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Jul 10
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“We Can Tell You Are Getting Pain Relief By The Look On Your Face.”

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“We can tell you are getting pain relief by the look on your face.” -L&D Nurse to mother who stated her epidural was not working during her Cesarean.

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Jun 30
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“You Are Reading Too Much. You Are Asking Too Many Questions.”

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“You are reading too much.  You are asking too many questions.” -L&D nurse to a mother, during a phone call to get more information about cramping and bleeding in the first trimester, after the mother had had a previous miscarriage.

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