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May 7
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“I’m Messy…”

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“I’m messy, when I get done the bed looks like she already gave birth.” – L&D nurse who started the mother’s IV.

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May 4
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“Are You Sure She’s Pregnant?”

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“Are you sure she’s pregnant?” – OB to nurse, talking over mother worried about possible symptoms of miscarriage

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May 4
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“It’s Okay Sir, Relax.”

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“It’s okay sir, relax.” –  Nurse while patting a woman sympathetically during a gynecological procedure done in the OB ‘s office, even after the woman corrected the nurse several times.

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May 4
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“…This Is Your Body’s Way Of Getting Back At You…”

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“Maybe this is your body’s way of getting back at you for not having a period for so long.” – OB Nurse to mother who shared that ever since her period returned at 9 months postpartum they have been very heavy and concerned her.

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May 3
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“Do You Hate Me?”

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“Do you hate me yet?” – L&D Nurse to mother every time the nurse turned up the pitocin.

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Apr 30
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“You Have To Pull On Your Nipples…”

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“You have to pull on your nipples to make them come up.” – L&D Nurse, who stated that she was a lactation consultant,  to mother a few hours after delivery, when  the mother asked for help with latching the newborn.

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Apr 29
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“That’s Not Blood!”

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“That’s not blood!” – L&D Nurse to parents just admitted into a newly stocked and clean labor room, when the husband noticed a large schmear of blood on the bed.

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Apr 28
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“Now That You’ve Had A Cesarean, POOF! There Goes Any Hope For A Real Birth In Your Future.”

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“Now that you’ve had a cesarean, POOF! There goes any hope for a real birth in your future.” –  L&D Nurse to mother  less than half an hour after the mother came out of the OR for an unplanned cesarean.

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Apr 27
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“So…A Large Clot Then?”

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Mother calls OB office after a miscarriage at home over the weekend and has this conversation”

Nurse: “Did you pass any large clots?”

Mother: “No, but I passed a baby in an intact amniotic sac.”

Nurse: “…So a large clot, then?”

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Apr 26
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“So, How Is That Epidural Working For You?”

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“So how is that epidural working for you?” – L&D nurse to a laboring mother who was standing and moving through a contraction,  and whose birth plan clearly stated that she didn’t want an epidural.

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