Mar 242014
 

Epidurals“Okaaaay…”

- L&D Nurse, to mother when the mother replied that her OB had told her she did not need to watch the “epidural video” as she was planning an umedicated birth.

 

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 March 24, 2014  epidural, L&D Nurse 9 Responses »
Mar 232014
 

Cesareans“Do you shave?”

- L&D nurse to mother being prepped for emergent cesarean section for fetal distress. 

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 March 23, 2014  Cesarean, L&D Nurse 23 Responses »
Mar 202014
 

ThoughtfulThursday“You are amazing, you can do this, you won’t be given more than you can handle. I can’t wait to go home and tell my husband what an awesome birth I attended tonight!”

- L&D nurse to mother

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Mar 192014
 

Loss“It’s a good thing he’s dead, he would just be a vegetable.”

- L&D nurse as a mother was being put under general anesthesia for an emergency cesarean due to a prolapsed cord.  The baby was not dead and survived without harm.

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 March 19, 2014  Cesarean, L&D Nurse 18 Responses »
Mar 182014
 

Labor“You’ve made no progress, honey. These contractions just aren’t strong enough and we need to make them stronger before we can get anywhere…”

- L&D Nurse to mother whose contractions were two minutes apart and a minute and a half long, and showing nearly every sign of transition. Dilation had been “stuck” at a 7 for three hours.

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 March 18, 2014  L&D Nurse, labor 9 Responses »
Mar 182014
 

Labor“It’s a good sign that you’re crying because it means you’ve given up, which is necessary to move into second stage!”

- L&D Nurse to mother who was having a long, difficult transition phase of labor.

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 March 18, 2014  L&D Nurse, pushing 19 Responses »
Mar 162014
 

Breastfeeding“He is nursing like he was born to breastfeed.”

- Postpartum nurse, commenting on how well the newborn was breastfeeding.

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Mar 102014
 

Breastfeeding“Every time he makes a sound, she sticks her boob in his mouth. I told her that’s no good!”

- Pediatric Nurse at a 2 month well baby check up.  The nurse was referring to her own daughter and grandson, when talking about nursing to the mother during the visit.

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Mar 052014
 

Loss“Why do you have the monitors off?!?! We can’t keep your baby safe if you don’t leave them on!”

- L&D nurse to a mother laboring with a baby who had passed away and would be stillborn.

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Mar 032014
 

Labor“The students and  residents have every right to be in here during your delivery, and working with you and your child afterwards.  This is a teaching hospital and that’s just something you will have to accept.”

- L&D Nurse to mother who requested that she not be cared for by medical students or residents.

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