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Jan 13
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“They Fit Just Fine!”

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“They fit just fine!” – Lactation consultant to mother who inquired if the flanges for her breast pump were the right size as she was extremely large breasted.  6 days later, mother returned with significant blisters from the improper fit.

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Dec 14
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“Your Baby Is Almost 10 Pounds! So You Had Gestational Diabetes Then.”

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“Your baby is almost ten pounds!  So you had gestational diabetes, then.” – Lactation Consultant

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Dec 13
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“Motherhood Hurts…”

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“Motherhood hurts, baby is getting what she needs so just deal with it, hopefully it will go away when she gets older – Lactation Consultant to mother suffering continuing severe pain while breastfeeding with no obvious cause.

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Dec 5
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“You Just Need To Nurse Less Often.”

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“You just need to nurse less often.” – Hospital lactation consultant to mother who had nipple soreness.

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Nov 15
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“…Baby Is Looking For The Nipple On Your Chest And It’s In Your Lap.”

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“Oh no wonder you’re having trouble breastfeeding. Baby is looking for the nipple on your chest and it’s in your lap.” – Lactation consultant after asking the mother to remove her shirt and bra so that mother’s breasts could be evaluated.

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Nov 7
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“You Better Feed That Baby Soon…”

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“You better feed that baby soon, or I’m going to have to call Child Welfare on you”-  Lactation consultant to new mom who was having trouble breastfeeding.

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Aug 28
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“If It Hurts, You Are Doing It Wrong. Give Her A Bottle.”

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“If it hurts, you are doing it wrong. Give her a bottle.” – Lactation Consultant to mother in the hospital who was having breastfeeding difficulties.

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Aug 12
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“If Your Baby Doesn’t Eat Every 3 Hours, I Won’t Discharge You.”

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“If your baby doesn’t eat every 3 hours, I won’t discharge you.” – Lactation consultant to new mother.

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Jun 4
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“…I Can’t Come Down Here Every Time Someone Wants To Nurse.”

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“Quit bothering me. I work on the 4th floor postpartum. I can’t come down here every time someone wants to nurse.” – Lactation Consultant to NICU Nurse.

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May 30
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“Your Baby Can Cry…”

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“Your baby can cry and there is no need to pump if you are not going to be gone more than a few hours.” – Lactation consultant to mother.

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