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May 14
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“…You’re Not In Real Labor.”

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“I’m sorry, your dilation has not progressed since we last checked you, you’re not in real labor.”  -  Midwife to mother

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May 11
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“Nobody Has A Labor That Long Without A Cesarean Section…”

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“Nobody has a labor that long without a cesarean section. I don’t believe you!” – Family Practice doctor to mother who had a 30 hour labor.

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May 5
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“Looks Like You Pooped A Little!”

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“Looks like you pooped a little!” – L&D Nurse to mother during labor.  The mother does not have many memories of her labor and birth due to medications, but this is the one clear memory that remains.

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May 3
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Food Restrictions?…Nope, Eat Whatever Sounds Good!”

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“Food restrictions? Not unless your doctor has ordered it… Nope, eat whatever sounds good!” – L&D nurse to mother.
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Apr 14
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“…I Would Just Make You Have That Baby.”

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“If it wasn’t for the fact that you’re only 32 weeks, I would just make you have that baby.” – OB to mother in preterm labor.

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Apr 13
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“You Can’t Labor Here Without An IV.”

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“You can’t labor here without an IV.” –  L&D Nurse to mother who wanted to drink water for hydration instead of having an IV.

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Apr 13
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“I’m Not Going To Bother Asking You Your Name Because I Won’t Remember It Anyway.”

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“I’m not going to bother asking you your name because I won’t remember it anyway.” – L&D Nurse upon entering the room of a laboring mother.

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Apr 5
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“…Don’t Come Back Unless You’re In So Much Pain You Can’t Talk…”

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“Yeah, don’t come back unless you’re in so much pain you can’t talk, we prefer when you come in dilated to 8cm and your water has broken and you can’t get an epidural if you want one.” – L&D nurse to mother in early labor who was 4-5cm.

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Mar 30
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“This Is A Hospital. We Move Things Along Here. If You Don’t Like It, You Can Go Home.”

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“This is a hospital.  We move things along here.  If you don’t like it, you can go home.” – OB to mother in labor, when the mother did not consent to having her membranes ruptured.

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Mar 18
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“…Everyone In Labor Needs An IV!”

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“Hold still!  We have to get this IV in.  Everyone in labor needs an IV!” – L&D Nurse to mother seconds before baby was born.

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