“Next time you have a big baby, just opt for the cesarean section and you can be over with and done a lot sooner. They’re not as bad as you think.” – L&D Nurse to mother who had labored for a long time to birth a baby that had passed away during the labor.

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“I’m messy, when I get done the bed looks like she already gave birth.” – L&D nurse who started the mother’s IV.

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“You can’t have the baby yet. I don’t know how dilated you are.” – Midwife to mother who stated the baby was coming.

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“It’s always the girls with the tattoos that have a problem with the needles.” – Anestheologist to mother who had previously mentioned she was apprehensive about the epidural, but not because of the needle.

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“Do you hate me yet?” – L&D Nurse to mother every time the nurse turned up the pitocin.

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“You know what you’re doing. If you want to deny any test or procedure, you have that right.” –  OB to preterm mother in L&D

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“That’s not blood!” – L&D Nurse to parents just admitted into a newly stocked and clean labor room, when the husband noticed a large schmear of blood on the bed.

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“Oh, sure! Whatever you are most comfortable in is fine by me.” – L&D Nurse to mother who asked if she could wear her own clothes during labor.

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“You know, most mothers wait until they are at least 4 cm before getting an epidural.” – L&D Nurse to mother who requested an epidural at 1 cm of dilation but was feeling more pain than she wanted and asked for relief.

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“You’re still pregnant?” – OB on morning rounds after mother had been in labor for over 20 hours.

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