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May 15
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“I Will Take A Bite Out At 3:00…”

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“I will take a bite out of 3:00. How many bites did I get last time?”  - OB/Gyn to woman during a cervical punch biopsy.

22 people dislike these words.

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May 11
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“There Are No Risks Involved.”

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“There are no risks involved.” – OB/Gyn to mother when asked what the risks were to having a Paraguard IUD placed.  Then the mother was asked to sign an informed consent form.

32 people dislike these words.

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May 4
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“It’s Okay Sir, Relax.”

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“It’s okay sir, relax.” –  Nurse while patting a woman sympathetically during a gynecological procedure done in the OB ‘s office, even after the woman corrected the nurse several times.

39 people dislike these words.

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May 3
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“…Come In After You Lose Your Virginity.”

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“I can’t do this, you’re too small and tight, come in after you lose your virginity.” – OB/Gyn to a lesbian woman at her first pap.  The woman was not also not a virgin.

51 people dislike these words.

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May 1
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“I Can’t Find Your Cervix…”

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“I can’t find your cervix. You’ll need an ultrasound.” – Gynecologist when the mother went in to have her IUD checked.

27 people dislike these words.

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May 1
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“There Might Be Some Tissue Stuck…”

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“There might be some tissue stuck and I can get it out, then your bleeding will lessen.” – OB/Gyn to mother who was miscarrying.  After the mother saw the tissue in a specimen jar, she realized it was her baby that the doctor was referring to as tissue.

34 people dislike these words.

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Apr 30
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“You’ll Definitely Need A Cesarean Section. You Might Want To Consider Adoption Instead.”

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“You’ll definitely need a cesarean section. You might want to consider adoption instead.” – OB/Gyn to young 18 yo woman on her first gyn visit when the the young woman stated she had moderate scoliosis.

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Apr 16
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“Enough!”

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“Enough!” – Post op gyn nurse sharply and tersely to a woman just out of surgery from a myomectomy.  The woman had a history of rough recovery after anesthesia, and was having a similar response this time too.  This information was in her chart.

36 people dislike these words.

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Mar 22
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“You’re Not Sexually Active…?”

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Nurse Practitioner: “You’re not sexually active?”

Woman: “No, I am, now.”

NP: “Your file says you’re not.” (file was last updated 6 months ago.)

38 people dislike these words.

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Mar 15
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“Come Here Little Cervix! Oops! He Ran Away!”

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“Come here little cervix! Oops! He ran away!” – OB/Gyn in a sing-song voice during an 18 year old woman’s pap smear.

51 people dislike these words.

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