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Aug 17
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“Stop Checking Your Cervix So Much.”

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“Stop checking your cervix so much.”  – OB to a woman using fertility awareness method for birth control after the woman went in for an appointment after having found a hard lump on the side of her cervix.

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Jun 25
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“It’s Useless To Talk To You…”

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“I’m sorry, the Gynecologist won’t see you today after all. She says its useless to talk to you until you had an HSG dye test done to see if your tubes are clear. Only then can she decide what protocol to use for you.” – Physician’s Assistant to a woman who has been trying to conceive for 3+ years and had been waiting 2 months for an appointment with the Gynecologist.

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Jun 14
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“…We Give Them A Shot Of Depo ProVara.”

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“What we do for pedophiles is we give them a shot of depo provara.” -OB/GYN to lesbian patient after the patient mentioned how she was starting to want children after spending a lot of time babysitting her niece.

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Jun 2
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“…You’re Too Narrow…”

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“It’s a good thing you had a cesarean section.  You’re too narrow.  You’ll never have a baby vaginally.” – New Gyn doing a routine exam 6 months after an unnecessary primary c-section by another doctor.

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May 25
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“Hey, Are You Back For Your Yearly Lube Job?”

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“Hey, are you back for your yearly lube job!?” -OB to 17 year old woman in for her second annual exam and PAP in her life.

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Apr 23
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“You Really Have Very Nice Breasts!”

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“You really have very nice breasts!” -OB/GYN to mother during annual breast exam. She was so uncomfortable after this statement she couldn’t talk for the rest of the exam.

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Mar 12
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“If You Get Pregnant, You Will Get Gestational Diabetes, Have High Blood Pressure…And…Die…”

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“If you get pregnant, you will get gestational diabetes, have high blood pressure, and oh, you will probably just die anyway.” -Gynecologist to a young, obese woman who was not pregnant at the time of the gyn exam.

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Nov 26
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“You Simply Have Bad Eggs…”

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“You simply have bad eggs! We know it’s not your husband, he’s a good man. Don’t you have any sisters that can donate an egg or two to you?” -Reproductive Endocrinologist to mother during consultation when all tests showed both mother and father had no identifiable problems that might be causing their infertility.

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Sep 12
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“You Have A Nice Tight Uterus!”

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“Oh, you have a nice tight uterus!” -OB told to client during a pap smear.

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