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Oct 8
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“If Your Baby Keeps Doing *This*, We Are Going To Have To Cut.”

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“If your baby keeps doing *this*, we are going to have to cut.” – OB suggesting a Cesarean to a mother whose baby was having decelerations during labor.

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Aug 30
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“Well, That Depends On What You Mean By Natural..”

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“Well, that depends on what you mean by natural? We require an IV be placed upon admission, and we need to have continuous monitoring so you won’t be allowed to move any further than the length of the wires, and we prefer you stay in bed so we can get the best readings.” -OB to mother expressing her desire for a natural childbirth.

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Aug 24
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“We Always Do Continuous Fetal Monitoring…For Legal Reasons.”

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“We always do continuous fetal monitoring, not because we think it helps, but just for legal reasons.” -A L&D nurse

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Jul 20
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“…I Can See By This Monitor That Your Contractions Aren’t That Bad!”

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“Oh shush! Stop making all that noise! I can see by this monitor that your contractions aren’t that bad!” -Midwife

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Jul 1
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Thoughtful Thursday! “The Reason For The Cesarean Had Nothing To Do With You!”

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“The reason for the cesarean had nothing to do with you!” -OB to a mother who had a cesarean for significant fetal decelarations while pushing, where the baby needed the NICU for several days after birth.  The OB told the mother she would be an excellent candidate for a VBAC in the future.

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Jun 29
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“Unless You Want This Kid Riding the ‘Short Bus,’ I Suggest You Change Positions.”

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“Unless you want this kid riding the “short bus,” I suggest that you change positions.” L&D nurse to a mother whose baby was having minor heart rate decelerations.

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Jun 11
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“I Don’t Think Those Pains Are Contractions…”

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“I don’t think those pains are contractions, they’re not showing up on the monitor.” -L&D nurse to a mother who gave birth shortly after this statement.

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Feb 24
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“ACOG Guidelines State…You Must Be On The Strip Every 5 Out Of 15 Minutes.”

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“ACOG guidelines state that if you’re dilated past 5cm, you must be on the strip (External Fetal Heart Rate Monitor) for every 5 out of 15 minutes.” -OB to mother during her labor.

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Feb 10
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“Well, You Came To The Hospital To Make Sure You’d Have This…Available…”

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“Well, you came to the hospital to make sure you’d have this kind of thing available, so why don’t you just go ahead and make use of it? Why else would you be here?” – CNM trying to convince a mother to have an internal fetal monitor placed  because the mom’s movements during labor were shifting the external monitor sensors. Baby was born less than 30 minutes after mom refused the internal monitor.

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