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May 11
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“Nobody Has A Labor That Long Without A Cesarean Section…”

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“Nobody has a labor that long without a cesarean section. I don’t believe you!” – Family Practice doctor to mother who had a 30 hour labor.

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May 5
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“So, You’re Prone To Miscarrying Then?”

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“So, you’re prone to miscarrying then?” – Family Practice doctor to mother at 11 week prenatal appointment with a history of one prior miscarriage at 4 weeks.

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May 1
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“Technically, You’ve Only Been *Infertile* For A Couple Months…”

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“Technically, you’ve only been *infertile* {insert air quotes} for a couple months, since we couldn’t start counting until your thyroid was under control.” – Family Practice doctor to mother who had been dealing with infertility due to hypothyroidism and Polycystic Ovary Syndrome for more than two years.

28 people dislike these words.

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Mar 9
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“Your Pelvic Bone Is Too Narrow.”

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“Your pelvic bone is too narrow.” – Family Practice doctor to mother pregnant with her first child.

36 people dislike these words.

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Feb 16
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…Let Me Just Check My Book To Find A Medication That Is Compatible With Breastfeeding.”

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“Now let me just check my book to find a medication that is compatible with breastfeeding.” – Family Practice doctor to mother who was continuing to breastfeed her 10 month old.

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Feb 9
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…You’re A Smart Woman & You Make Your Own Decisions.”

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“Well, I don’t agree with it and I wish you wouldn’t but you’re a smart woman and you can make your own decisions.” – Family Practice Doctor to mother who was planning an unassisted childbirth.

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Feb 7
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“Alright, Now I’m Going To Insert The Speculum. It Looks Like A Duck Bill. Quack Quack!”

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“Alright, now I’m going to insert the speculum. It looks like a duck bill. Quack Quack!” – Family Practice doctor to 17 year woman, undergoing her first pelvic exam, while opening and closing the speculum blades like a hand puppet.

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Jan 29
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“Your Baby Should Probably Been Labeled As Macrosomic…”

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“Your baby should probably have been labeled as macrosomic actually.”  - Family Practice doctor to mother at 2 week newborn checkup. This was said because the mother is 4’11”.  The baby weighed 8 lb 10 oz.

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Jan 22
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“Well, We Don’t Prescribe Birth Control.”

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“Well, we don’t prescribe birth control.” Family practitioner at a Catholic practice to mother with three children.  Mother was there for a head cold.

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Jan 10
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“Is He On Homo Milk Yet?”

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Family Practice doctor:  ”Is he on homo milk yet?”

Mother:”No,  I nurse him, he won’t drink cow’s milk.”

Family Practice doctor: ”Okay, you should put him on homo milk now.”

Mother “But, I nurse him.”

Family Practice doctor: “He should be drinking homo milk.”

Mother: “Fine.”

85 people dislike these words.

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