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Mar 6
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“If You’d Done What I Told You To Do, I Wouldn’t Have Had To Hurt You…”

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Jan 15
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“…You Are Going To Tear.”

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Dec 31
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“Are You Pooping From Your Vagina?”

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Dec 29
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“Well, I Haven’t Seen A Woman Give Birth In 8 Years Without One”

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Nov 26
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“Not Everything Is An Act Of Violence…”

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“Not everything is an act of violence, you know.” OB to a mother, moments after she delivered a double-footling breech baby over an intact perineum. OB attempted to cut an episiotomy without mother’s knowledge or consent, and stopped only when mother was alerted to episiotomy-in-progress by doula and husband and shouted “I do not consent to an episiotomy!” two times.

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Oct 30
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“…Either We Do An Incision Down There Or We Do An Incision Up There.”

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“It’s really not that big a deal… think of it this way… either we do an incision down there (nodding towards her perineum) or we do an incision up there (nodding towards her belly). It’s basically the same thing.”-OB consoling a mother about her upcoming cesarean.

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Oct 4
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“…So It Looks Prettier Down There.”

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“I give all women episiotomies so it looks prettier down there.” OB to patient who stated she didn’t want an episiotomy.

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Oct 1
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“…Don’t Make Me Cut An Episiotomy…”

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“Push! Don’t make me cut an episiotomy! Push!” – CNM to mom after
pushing for 30 minutes.
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Sep 27
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“…We Typically Don’t Perform Episiotomies…”

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“Well, we typically don’t perform episiotomies. If the situation warrants considering one, we usually just mention it and the baby is born before we have to do more than threaten.” -Midwife to potential client during interview.

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Sep 17
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“You Can Either Tear Or I Can Cut You…”

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“You can either tear or I can cut you. No first time moms can deliver without one or the other. You choose.” -OB
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