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May 20

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Now I’m Just Going To Give You A Little Cut…”

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“Now I’m just going to give you a little cut so you don’t tear…” – OB to mother who was stating “No! No!” when the OB said this.

32 people dislike these words.

Feb 24

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“This Baby Will Never Come Out Without It.”

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“This baby will never come out without it. – Midwife to mother who was screaming to not cut an episiotomy. The midwife did it anyway.

65 people dislike these words.

Nov 17

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“I’d Rather Repair A Straight Line Than A Hamburger Blowout.”

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“I’d rather repair a straight line than a hamburger blowout.” - OB to mother who stated that she would prefer to avoid an episiotomy.

56 people dislike these words.

Nov 9

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“Just A Slight Natural Tear.”

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“Just a slight natural tear.” - OB to mother right after cutting an episiotomy without asking for permission

81 people dislike these words.

Oct 14

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“I Know You Didn’t Want An Episiotomy But The Baby Will Come Faster If I Do This.”

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“I know you didn’t want an episiotomy but the baby will come faster if I do this.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother during pushing.

51 people dislike these words.

Oct 11

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Thoughtful Thursday! “I Don’t Do Routine Episiotomies.”

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“I don’t do routine episiotomies.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother after the mother inquired about the midwife’s episiotomy rate.

1 person dislikes these words.

Oct 9

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“I Sure Hope I Remember How To Sew You Back Up!”

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“I sure hope I remember how to sew you back up!” – OB about to stitch the mother after the mother had been given an episiotomy.

60 people dislike these words.

Sep 19

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…This Cheap Thread Just Keeps Snapping.”

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“Damn, I hate this stuff. This cheap thread just keeps snapping.” – Midwife halfway through repairing an episiotomy.

47 people dislike these words.

Sep 4

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“I Gave You An Episiotomy.”

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“I gave you an episiotomy.” – OB to mother after birth. Nothing was mentioned about an episiotomy being needed during the birth, and when the mother screamed in pain when the OB touched her, both the OB and the L&D nurse insisted the OB was just “stretching” her.

88 people dislike these words.

Aug 31

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“If You Don’t Push Now, We’re Going To Have To Cut You.”

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“If you don’t push now, we’re going to have to cut you.” – Midwife to mother.

53 people dislike these words.

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