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Jul 13
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Warm Water Will Burn The Baby.”

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“Warm water will burn the baby.” -L&D Nurse to laboring mother after her doula suggested a bath to cope with labor pain.

66 people dislike these words.

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Jun 13
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“What’s *SHE* Doing Here?”

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“What’s SHE doing here?” -OB upon seeing a doula come into the room with a birthing ball.

78 people dislike these words.

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May 6
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Thoughtful Thursday! “You Are So Amazing!”

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“You are so amazing!” -Doula to mother who just had a successful VBAC.

2 people dislike these words.

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Mar 14
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Are You A Flexible Doula?…”

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“Are you a flexible doula?  Because when we get those 4 page Bradley birth plans and doulas that light incense and do seances, we know the mom’s gonna end up with a cesarean.” -L&D nurse to doula accompanying mom to a Non-stress test.

89 people dislike these words.

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Feb 13
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Why Do You Need To Pay For A Doula…”

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“Why do you need to pay for a doula?  We will tell you everything that you need to do.” -OB

67 people dislike these words.

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Jan 25
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“I’ll Let You Have A Doula, If I Can Choose Who Your Doula Is.”

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“I will let you have a doula, if I can choose who your doula is.” -OB to mother discussing having her doula at her birth during a 20 week prenatal appointment.

80 people dislike these words.

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Jan 17
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Did She Put Any Spells On You Yet?”

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“Did she put any spells on you yet?” – -L&D nurse to mom, referencing her doula, who was in attendance.

51 people dislike these words.

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Jan 7
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Thoughtful Thursday! “You Are Such A Strong Birther!”

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“You are such a strong birther!” -Doula/midwife assistant at a prenatal appointment during pregnancy #3.  She had attended the births of babies #1 and #2 as well.

7 people dislike these words.

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Jan 2
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“Have The Doctor Check Your Equipment.”

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“Have the doctor check your equipment.” -doula to mother at a prenatal meeting after the mother stated she would be breastfeeding her newborn.

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Dec 30
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“It Looks Like The House Of The Rising Sun!”

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“It looks like the house of the rising sun!” -Birth Doula to laboring mother who took off her hospital gown and exposed her belly which was stretch marked.

30 people dislike these words.

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