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Nov 2
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“…Let Us Give The Vitamin K Shot, Because It Helps Prevent Hemophilia.”

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“We really encourage parents to let us give the Vitamin K shot, because it helps prevent hemophilia.” – Certified Nurse Midwife at a prenatal during a discussion about standard baby procedures after birth.

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Oct 15
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“Why Don’t You Go Home And Do Your Research.”

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“Why don’t you go home and do your research.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to woman who asked for a diaphragm as her preferred method of birth control

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Oct 15
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“Weight Watchers Has A Nice Program For Breastfeeding Mothers.”

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“Weight Watchers has a nice program for breastfeeding mothers.” – Certified Nurse Midwife at mother’s 6 week postpartum visit, after the mother stepped on the scale.

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Oct 7
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“…You Are Not A Whale…”

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“Why do you want to deliver in water? You are not a whale! If you were meant to birth in water, you would have been born as one. Water birth is not for humans.” -Certified Nurse Midwife

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Oct 6
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Good Thing Your Baby Was So Big…”

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Good thing your baby was so big, otherwise I might have missed him! – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother having a home birth. The midwife barely made it in time to catch the baby.

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Sep 29
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Thoughtful Thursday! “You Don’t Need To Thank Me…”

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“You don’t need to thank me. Attending a birth like yours, it’s all you. You did it all. You make my job easy.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother.

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Sep 16
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“Pitocin Is The Exact Same Thing Your Body Produces.”

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“Pitocin is the exact same thing your body produces.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to expectant parents when talking about their desire to not have a managed third stage.

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Sep 11
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“I Don’t Think Your Contractions Are As Strong As You Think They Are.”

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“I don’t think your contractions are as strong as you think they are.” – Midwife to mother.

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Aug 24
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“Well, Once A Baby’s Head Is Asynclitic, There’s Nothing You Can Do About It.”

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“Well, once a baby’s head is asynclitic, there’s really nothing you can do about it.” – Certified Nurse Midwife to mother.

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Aug 16
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“If You Go To A Midwife, Your Baby Will Die…”

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“If you go to a midwife, your baby will die in utero and you will bleed out and die!” – Maternal Fetal Medicine doctor to mother who was transferring care to a Certified Nurse Midwife in practice with another group of doctors.

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