- Certified Nurse Midwife to small breasted woman at a second trimester prenatal appointment.
- Certified Nurse Midwife to 19 year old woman at her first pelvic exam. The CNM then spent the next 10 minutes picking hypothetical dates on the calendar, then quizzing the woman as to when she should start using the pills.
“Oh hell no, we are NOT having a water birth in here today.”
- L&D Nurse or Midwife as a crowd rushed passed the father to unplug the tub drain where the mother was pushing.
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