“His future wife will thank me. What a beautiful little rose bud!” – OB after circumcising a newborn boy.

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“Oh I forgot! I’m sorry, there are so many babies here that I just can’t keep them straight sometimes.” – L&D nurse to mother after she started going over the informed consent form and post-procedure care for circumcision.  The mother had already stated that she was not circumcising her son.

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“Do you know where to put this? Send it to the Wrigley’s Factory; chewing gum for gays.” – OB to nurse while holding a newborn’s recently circumcised foreskin.

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“Now why did you go and do that?” – OB to mother who said that she had watched a video about circumcision to learn more about the procedure.

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“Oh no! Why didn’t they circumcise him?” – Pediatrician upon removing the diaper of a 12 day old baby during a newborn exam.

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“You aren’t going to circumcise him? Well, make sure you retract his foreskin to clean under it. It gets very dirty under there.” – pediatrician to a mother at the baby’s first exam after birth.

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“Sorry buddy, I tried.” -OB’s speaking to newborn boy, after encouraging mother to circumcise prior to discharge for insurance purposes.  The mother responded that the baby would not be circumcised at all.

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