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Jul 11
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“…You Want A Blue Baby?…”

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“You know what, I’m not arguing this with you. You want a blue baby? Because I don’t want to deliver a blue baby today.” -OB to a VBAC mother, when recommending a cesarean.

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Jul 10
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“So, You Were A Total Failure Then?”

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“So, you were a total failure then?” -Primary care physician to mother who had a home birth transfer and cesarean at her first appointment after birthing.

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Jul 10
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“We Can Tell You Are Getting Pain Relief By The Look On Your Face.”

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“We can tell you are getting pain relief by the look on your face.” -L&D Nurse to mother who stated her epidural was not working during her Cesarean.

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Jul 9
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“…We Are Going To Have To Knock Her Out!”

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“Sh!t, we’re going to have to knock her out!” -OB to surgery room when he realized her regional anesthesia was not working.

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Jul 9
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“…I Was In The OR Sharpening My Knives…”

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“You really surprised me here! Six hours into your labor, I was in the OR sharpening my knives–but you actually pulled it off.”-OB to a VBAC mother.

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Jul 6
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“You Get One Push Or You’re Going In For A Cesarean.”

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“You get one push or you’re going in for a cesarean.” -OB to a mother who had been pushing for around 30 minutes after 19 hours of induced labor for premature rupture of membranes at 34 weeks.

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Jul 5
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“…I Have A Hair Appointment At 6 & I’m Not Coming Back To Do A Cesarean…”

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“O.K.,  it’s 4:00, I have a hair appointment at six and I’m not coming back to do a Cesarean section at midnight…so let’s do this thing.” -OB to a mother during a long induction that was not progressing.

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Jul 2
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“I’ll Buy You Breakfast.”

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“I’ll buy you breakfast.” – OB, in consolation, to father after breaking the mother’s water for induction and discovering a frank breech baby which meant an automatic cesarean.

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Jul 1
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Thoughtful Thursday! “I Know This Is A Long Way From Home And I Am Sorry…”

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“I know this is a long way from home, and I’m sorry. Hopefully you can
go home tomorrow, and your midwife will take good care of you.”  -OB to
patient right before beginning cesarean surgery, after non emergency
home birth transfer.

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Jul 1
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Thoughtful Thursday! “The Reason For The Cesarean Had Nothing To Do With You!”

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“The reason for the cesarean had nothing to do with you!” -OB to a mother who had a cesarean for significant fetal decelarations while pushing, where the baby needed the NICU for several days after birth.  The OB told the mother she would be an excellent candidate for a VBAC in the future.

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