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Feb 20
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“You Are Wiping To Hard When You Go To The Bathroom.”

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Feb 15
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“…Her 6 1/2 Or 7 Is My 4…”

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Feb 14
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“Where’s Your Cervix…?”

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Feb 6
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“You Have A Small Mouth And A Tight Jaw, So…”

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Jan 27
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“…Women With A BMI Higher Than 26 Tend To Have Cervixes That Won’t Dilate…”

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Nov 27
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“Oh, Very Nice Cervix…”

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“Oh, very nice cervix.” -OB during a prenatal ultrasound.
Mother replied, “No one has ever complimented me on my cervix, but thank you!”
O. replied, “Well, next time you have a bad hair day or don’t feel so great, just remember, my Dr. thinks I have a great cervix!”

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Nov 14
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“…There’s A Hole In The Middle Of The Skull…”

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“Either there’s a hole in the middle of the skull or that’s not a head.” -OB to mother during an internal exam at 41 weeks. Ultrasound ensued and breech baby was born by cesarean the next morning.
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Oct 24
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“…I Am Going to Give You A Cervical Massage.”

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“I’m not going to strip your membranes. I’m going to give you a *cervical massage*” -Midwife

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Oct 18
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“Sin Is Preventing Your Cervix From Fully Dilating…”

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“Sin is preventing your cervix from fully dilating, we’re going to have to do it manually!” -Home Birth Midwife to client whose cervix stayed at 7 cm for several hours

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Oct 15
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“…It’s Like A Perfect Pink Doughnut…”

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“Wow, your cervix..! it’s like a perfect pink doughnut. I could look at it all day.” -OB to mother during first obstetric pelvic exam.
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