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May 15
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“I Will Take A Bite Out At 3:00…”

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“I will take a bite out of 3:00. How many bites did I get last time?”  - OB/Gyn to woman during a cervical punch biopsy.

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May 13
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“I’m Not Responsible For your Transport…”

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“I’m not responsible for your transport! You are because you agreed to go!” – Midwife to mother who agreed to transport at the insistence of the midwife, who tore the cervix while reducing a cervical lip.

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May 5
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“You Can’t Have The Baby Yet. I Don’t Know How Dilated You Are.”

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“You can’t have the baby yet. I don’t know how dilated you are.” – Midwife to mother who stated the baby was coming.

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May 3
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“…Come In After You Lose Your Virginity.”

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“I can’t do this, you’re too small and tight, come in after you lose your virginity.” – OB/Gyn to a lesbian woman at her first pap.  The woman was not also not a virgin.

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May 1
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“I Can’t Find Your Cervix…”

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“I can’t find your cervix. You’ll need an ultrasound.” – Gynecologist when the mother went in to have her IUD checked.

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Apr 12
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“I’ve Been Doing A Vaginal Exam Every 20 Minutes For My Comfort.”

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“I’ve been doing a vaginal exam every 20 minutes for my comfort.”  - L&D nurse to mother after 6 hours of labor in the hospital.

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Apr 8
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“I Didn’t Hear That…”

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“I didn’t hear that. He can’t do that. I don’t want to hear that again.” – L&D nurse to laboring mother who informed the nurse that her husband had learned to check her cervix and she’d been 3cm just before leaving home for the hospital.

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Mar 27
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“Imagine If A Varicose Vein Were To Have Sex…”

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“Imagine if a varicose vein were to have sex…with all that rubbing and friction…it could burst, hence the reason you experienced bleeding.” – OB trying to explain to a mother who was being seen for bleeding after sexual intercourse at 20 weeks of pregnancy.

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Mar 26
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“…Tell Your Cervix To Stop Bleeding!”

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“Why won’t your cervix stop bleeding? Tell your cervix to stop bleeding!” – OB while swabbing the cervix to absorb the blood flow after a botched IUI where the OB who couldn’t get the catheter through the cervix.

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Mar 22
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“You Need To Try To Relax A Little Bit.”

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“You need to try to relax a little bit.” – OB to mother who was upset and angry that the OB had stripped her membranes without her consent.

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