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Jul 24
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“If You Would Stop Screaming And Push, You Can Have This Baby.”

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“If you would stop screaming and push, you can have this baby.” – OB to mother during crowning.

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Jul 22
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“You Need To Get Flat On Your Back Or Else You Will Get A 4th Degree Tear.”

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“You need to get flat on your back or else you will get a 4th degree tear.” – CNM to mother who felt that pushing on hands and knees was working best.

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Jul 21
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Thoughtful Thursday! “You’re A Rock Star! See, I Even Put It In Your Chart.”

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“You’re a rockstar! See, I even put it in your chart.” – midwife to mother after a successful Hypnobabies hospital birth.

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Jul 20
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“It’s A Pattern! Just 1 More Miscarriage & You’ll Have Another Live Baby!”

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“It’s a pattern! Just one more miscarriage and you’ll have another live baby!” – OB to mother who had a history of a birth, 3 miscarriages, a birth and now two miscarriages.

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Jul 18
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Second test! Disregard

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By george, we think we’ve got it!

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Jul 17
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“I’m Doing You A Favor Seeing You, So Do What I Want…”

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“I’m doing you a favor seeing you, so do what I want. Or you can go to the hospital when you are in labor and hope they catch.” – OB to mother

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Jul 14
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Your Birth Made Me Feel Like A Midwife!”

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“Your birth made me feel like a midwife!” – OB to mother after birth.

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Jul 13
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“We Don’t Keep Straws On The L&D Unit Because They Give The Mothers Gas.”

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“We don’t keep straws on the L&D unit because they give the mothers gas.” – L&D nurse.

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Jul 5
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“BWAHAHAHAHA!”

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“BWAHAHAHAHAHA!” – Hospital Childbirth Center Tour Guide in response to the question of how many women delivered without pain medication at their facility.

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Jul 4
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“No One Ever Died From Being Induced.”

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“No one ever died from being induced.” – OB

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