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Sep 21
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“Condoms Have A 25% Failure Rate…”

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“Condoms have a 25% failure rate. I get couples in here every day that are devastated to be pregnant. You need to get an IUD. The only side effect is cramping during the first six months. I’ll make an appointment for you to get it next week.” – OB/GYN to a patient who stated that she and her partner were using condoms.

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Sep 21
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“Give Me A Moment While I Clean Up The Murder Scene.”

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“Give me a moment while I clean up the murder scene.” – L&D nurse referring to the blood and fluid that was a result of the birth that just occurred.

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Sep 15
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Women Weren’t Meant To Give Birth Lying Flat On Their Backs.”

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“Women weren’t meant to give birth lying flat on their backs.” – L&D Nurse to mother in labor.

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Sep 14
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“Don’t Worry, This Won’t Hurt Me or Dr. Jones A Bit.”

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“Don’t worry, this won’t hurt me or Dr. Jones a bit.” -Anesthesiologist administering spinal for cesarean.

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Sep 14
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“Just Stop Pushing For A Minute.”

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“Just stop pushing for a minute.” -L&D nurse to mother seconds before the baby was born onto the bed with no one to catch while the nurse was ordering a take out food order.

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Sep 6
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“…I Don’t Like Fighting With The Husband While The Wife’s In Labor…”

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“I do not suggest you have a birth plan ready or take Bradley Natural Childbirth classes. I don’t like fighting with the husband while the wife’s in labor and I am trying to do my job.” – OB at a 20 week prenatal appointment.

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Sep 5
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“I Have This On My Caseload Today?…”

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“I have this on my caseload today? I have to be back at the office by 3:00.” – OB to nurse upon entering the laboring mother’s room.

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Sep 5
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“…You Are Scaring The Mother That Got Here After You.”

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“You can’t scream, you are scaring the mother that got here after you.” – L&D Nurse to mother during labor.

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Sep 4
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“…Mine Always Bleed All Over The Place.”

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“How do you do that?? Your women hardly bleed at all! Mine always bleed all over the place.” – OB Resident to Midwife.

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Sep 3
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“Then How Will We Care For You?!”

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“Then how will we care for you?!” – L&D Nurse to mother who arrived at the hospital 30 minutes before giving birth, in transition and declined to get in the bed and have a cervical exam.

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