“Give me a moment while I clean up the murder scene.” – L&D nurse referring to the blood and fluid that was a result of the birth that just occurred.

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“Women weren’t meant to give birth lying flat on their backs.” – L&D Nurse to mother in labor.

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“Don’t worry, this won’t hurt me or Dr. Jones a bit.” -Anesthesiologist administering spinal for cesarean.

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“Just stop pushing for a minute.” -L&D nurse to mother seconds before the baby was born onto the bed with no one to catch while the nurse was ordering a take out food order.

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“I do not suggest you have a birth plan ready or take Bradley Natural Childbirth classes. I don’t like fighting with the husband while the wife’s in labor and I am trying to do my job.” – OB at a 20 week prenatal appointment.

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“I have this on my caseload today? I have to be back at the office by 3:00.” – OB to nurse upon entering the laboring mother’s room.

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“You can’t scream, you are scaring the mother that got here after you.” – L&D Nurse to mother during labor.

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“How do you do that?? Your women hardly bleed at all! Mine always bleed all over the place.” – OB Resident to Midwife.

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“Then how will we care for you?!” – L&D Nurse to mother who arrived at the hospital 30 minutes before giving birth, in transition and declined to get in the bed and have a cervical exam.

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“These beds are really uncomfortable. They have to be or we would never get babies out of you.”- L&D Nurse to expectant parent group touring the childbirth unit in the hospital.

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