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Feb 4
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“Where Do “Oak” Babies Come From…?”

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“Where do “Oak” babies come from? “Oak” doctors, of course!” – Billboard in a large metropolitan city  advertising the local “baby” hospital.

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Feb 2
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Thoughtful Thursday! “That Was An Absolutely Beautiful Birth…”

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“That was an absolutely beautiful birth, and you should be so proud.”  - L&D nurse to a mother who had just given birth naturally to a OP baby after a 2 day long labor.

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Jan 20
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“Can You Just Stop To Fill Out These Papers For Me?”

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“Can you just stop to fill out these papers for me?” – L&D Nurse to mother being rushed through the Emergency Department to L&D while pushing her baby out.

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Jan 12
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…That Was Even Faster Than Jimmy John’s!”

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“Wow, you did great!  That was even faster than Jimmy John’s!” – OB to mother after a 2.5 hour labor and 2 pushes.

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Jan 12
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Thoughtful Thursday! “I Want To Home Birth When I’m Ready To Have Kids.”

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“So you were the homebirth transfer? I’m so sorry. I want to homebirth when I’m ready to have kids.” – OB Resident to mother.

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Jan 11
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“Well, Umn, I Guess I Don’t Need To Check You. Baby’s Part Way Out.”

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“Well… umm, I guess I don’t need to check you, baby’s part way out!” – OB Resident while lifting the sheet of a mother in bed with an epidural.

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Jan 3
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“It’s A Good Thing I Didn’t Know He Was Going To Be That Big Or I Would Never Have Let You Labor At All.”

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“It’s a good thing I didn’t know he was going to be that big or I would never have let you labor at all.” – OB to woman who birthed a 11 1/2 pound baby unmedicated and vaginally with only 15 minutes of pushing.

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Jan 2
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“…It’s Not The Pitocin At All.”

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“No, sorry, every birth just becomes more painful with contractions, it’s not the pitocin at all.” – Midwife to mother while going over hospital protocols and mother questioned the effect of pitocin.

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Dec 30
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“I Just Checked Her!”

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“I just checked her!” – L&D Nurse to father who had come to tell the nurse that the mother felt the strong urge to push immediately after a cervical exam indicated she was 6 cm.

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Dec 29
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Thoughtful Thursday! “I’m So Excited For Your Birth…”

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“I am so excited for your birth- It’s going to be SO much fun!”-midwife to first time mother at 36 week appointment.

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