Jun 072014
 

PushingMother: “Excuse me.”

Midwife: “I’ll be there in a minute, hang on.”

Mother “Excuse me!”

Midwife: “I know, I’ll be with you in a minute.”

Mother: “EXCUSE ME! I think the baby has been born.”

- Midwife over her shoulder whilst showing her student how to do something and missing the actual birth.

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 June 7, 2014  birth, Midwife 22 Responses »
Jun 032014
 

Labor“Your child CANNOT be present for the delivery. Studies show it causes trauma to them.”

- OB to mother who wanted her 6 year old to be at the birth.  The child had already been to a previous sibling birth.

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 June 3, 2014  birth, OB 25 Responses »
May 192014
 

Labor“Stop making all that noise!”

- OB to mother laboring and birthing without pain medication.

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 May 19, 2014  birth, labor, OB 8 Responses »
Apr 042014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“You can accept pitocin or I can wheel you into the OR. It’s your choice. I’ll be back in one hour.”

- OB to mother during an induction.

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 April 4, 2014  birth, induction, OB, pitocin 28 Responses »
Apr 012014
 

Labor“I didn’t think you’d feel it.”

- Certified Nurse Midwife to mother, after the mother severely startled when the midwife, without speaking, inserted her fingers for a vaginal exam from behind, while the mother, with an epidural, lay on her side away from the midwife.

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Mar 272014
 

ThoughtfulThursday“So, I hand the baby up and let you check it out? I read your birth plan, I want to make sure I’m doing my job correctly?”

- OB to parents during labor. 

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Mar 202014
 

ThoughtfulThursday“You are amazing, you can do this, you won’t be given more than you can handle. I can’t wait to go home and tell my husband what an awesome birth I attended tonight!”

- L&D nurse to mother

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Mar 172014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“Natural birth damages a woman’s body later on.”

- OB to mother.

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 March 17, 2014  birth, OB 49 Responses »
Mar 132014
 

ThoughtfulThursday “That’s right, you told me that last time. I’ll get the fetoscope.”

- Midwife who took out her doppler and was reminded that the mother didn’t want a doppler used to listen to heart tones. 

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Mar 122014
 

MOSWNoOtherText“Does not respond when name is called, significant developmental concern.”

- Child Health Nurse notes from developmental assessment of 18 month old child. The child had ignored the nurse when she called him the wrong name on 3 occasions during the visit, using a different name each time, despite being corrected by the mother. (Answered mother’s call with correct name several times during the assessment.) 

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 March 12, 2014  birth 17 Responses »