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May 2
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“So, When Do We Want To Schedule The Induction?”

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“So when do we want to schedule the induction?”  -OB to mother having her second child, after a non-medicated and intervention free first birth.

When the mother asked why does she need to schedule an induction, the OB responded, “So you can schedule child care for your older child?”

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Mar 31
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“…But I’ll Let You Have Twinkle Lights.”

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“I understand. I can’t give you those other things, but I’ll let you have twinkle lights.” -OB to mother during an OB consult in preparation for a homebirth, when the mother stated that she was looking forward to continuity of care, freedom of movement, ability to eat/drink, low interventions,  and relaxed atmosphere.

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Mar 14
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“Are You A Flexible Doula?…”

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“Are you a flexible doula?  Because when we get those 4 page Bradley birth plans and doulas that light incense and do seances, we know the mom’s gonna end up with a cesarean.” -L&D nurse to doula accompanying mom to a Non-stress test.

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Feb 28
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“…We Just Take Those Birth Plans And Toss ‘Em Right Out The Window.”

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“Oh, birth plans, birth plans, everyone has a birth plan, but we doctors, we just take those birth plans and toss ‘em right out the window!” – -On-call OB’s response when asked by a laboring mother if the OB had had a chance to read her birth plan.  This comment was complete with hand gesture of tossing something over her shoulder.

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Feb 23
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“What If You Have The Baby While I Am Stuck In Traffic?”

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“What if you have the baby while I am stuck in traffic?” -OB trying to convince mother to switch hospitals to his “preferred” facility closer to the doctor’s house, despite the mother having indicated a strong preference for another hospital.

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Feb 15
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”…There Is A Line Of Authority To Override The Mother’s Wishes…”

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From this article:

http://heraldextra.com/news/local/central/provo/article_3085b44b-cf7c-5029-ac0b-0b2bdb8baadf.html

This is what the hospital spokeswoman said to the reporter when asked about birth plans:
“Generally the mother agrees with the doctor. In the rare case that she doesn’t, there is a line of authority to override the mother’s wishes, but again, that’s unusual”- Hospital Spokesperson to reporter when asked about birth plans.

Intermountain Health Care is the company that owns both the hospital and the infamous Aspen Women’s Clinic where “The Sign” is posted.

http://heraldextra.com/news/local/central/provo/article_3085b44b-cf7c-5029-ac0b-0b2bdb8baadf.html

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Jan 6
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“You Know What We Call People With Birth Plans…?”

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“You know what we call people with birth plans?  Cesarean Sections!” -OB to mother during prenatal when asked to discuss birth plans.

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Jan 4
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“…You Cannot Shower Or Walk! You Could Fall!”

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“No, you cannot shower or walk!  You could fall!” -OB upon reviewing the birth plan of a woman who wanted to birth without pain medication and use the shower and walking to cope with labor.

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Dec 24
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“You Are Nervous New Parents.”

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“You are nervous new parents.” -Nurse during a hospital tour when asked questions about wanting the baby to room-in.

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Dec 24
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“It Is Illegal For Us To Leave A Baby Unwashed…”

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‘It is illegal for us to leave a baby unwashed…he could rot, I have seen it happen.” -L&D Nurse to a mother who’s cesarean was delayed over her refusal to consent to a newborn bath prior to establishing breastfeeding.

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