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Aug 31

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…We Have To Talk About All The Risks Of A Natural Birth.”

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“Okay, then, we have to talk about all of the risks of a natural birth.” – OB to mother when discussing the mother’s birth plan with wishes for a natural unmedicated birth.

52 people dislike these words.

Aug 12

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“That’s Nice, But Everyone Ends Up Getting One.”

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“That’s nice, but everyone ends up getting one.” – OB to mother who stated that she wanted to birth without an epidural.

83 people dislike these words.

Aug 8

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…The Longer The Birth Plan, The Shorter Amount Of Time Until The Cesarean.”

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“We have a saying around here; The longer the birth plan, the shorter amount of time until the cesarean.” – OB to mother during birth plan discussion at a prenatal.

74 people dislike these words.

Jul 2

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…The People Who Insist On Following Their Birth Plan ALWAYS End Up With A Cesarean…”

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“Of course we support birth plans, we want you to have the birth you want! Just don’t be too rigid about it. The people who insist on following their birth plan *ALWAYS* end up with a cesarean section!” -OB to mother.

64 people dislike these words.

Jun 23

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

Thoughtful Thursday! “Do You Have A Birth Plan I Can Read?”

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“Do you have a birth plan I can read?” – L&D Nurse to mother, after waiting for her contraction to finish.

2 people dislike these words.

Jun 10

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“I Don’t Care What Position You Deliver In, But I Am Not Getting On The Floor.”

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“I don’t care what position you deliver in, but I am NOT getting on the floor.” – OB to mother at prenatal appointment while reviewing birth plan.

52 people dislike these words.

May 22

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“Only The Anal Ones Make Birth Plans Still.”

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“Only the anal ones make birth plans still.” – OB to mother at 35 weeks who had asked if new parents still make birth plans.

64 people dislike these words.

Mar 31

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

Thoughtful Thursday! “I Think You Are Going To Have An Awesome Birth!”

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“I think you’re going to have an awesome birth.” – OB to mother after going over her birth plan at a prenatal visit.

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Mar 11

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…Everyone With A Birth Plan Just Ends Up With A Cesarean.”

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“Don’t give me your birth plan. Everyone with a birth plan just ends up with a cesarean.” – OB to mother.

80 people dislike these words.

Feb 5

Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.

“…Don’t Even Bother, They Don’t Really Read It.”

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“Don’t even bother, they don’t really read it.” – OB to mother when she asked about providing a copy of the birth plan for L&D nurses.

52 people dislike these words.

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