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Aug 22
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“…I Keep Having Bowel Come At Me…”

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“What are you doing to me up there?  I keep having bowel come at me!”  -OB to Anesthesiologist during a repeat cesarean on a very anxious mother.  The “joke” had to be explained, by others, stating it was nothing that anyone, especially the mother was doing.

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Jul 9
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“…We Are Going To Have To Knock Her Out!”

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“Sh!t, we’re going to have to knock her out!” -OB to surgery room when he realized her regional anesthesia was not working.

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Jun 7
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“You Are My Worst Patient Ever.”

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“You are my worst patient ever.” -Anesthesiologist to a woman after her cesarean, who had to be put under general anesthesia because she was screaming in pain during the procedure.

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Jun 5
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“What Is Wrong With Her?”

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“What is wrong with her?” Anesthesiologist to father to be, while referencing the terrified mother who just was told she would need a spinal for an unplanned cesarean.  This mother had feared spinal anesthetic her entire life.

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May 11
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“…You Can’t Feel Anything.”

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“Can you move your legs? If you can’t move your legs, then you can’t feel anything.” -Anesthesiologist to mother who stated she felt pain during a cesarean.

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May 9
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“When Are We Going To Learn Not To Feed Women In Labor!”

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“When are we going to learn not to feed women in labor!” -Anesthesiologist to the entire room in general, during a labor.

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May 3
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“Weren’t You Listening To Me…?”

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“Weren’t you listening to me when I told you that could happen?” – Anesthesiologist to mother, after she complained of feeling like there were bricks on her chest after having received a spinal during a manual extraction of the placenta after birth.

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Apr 26
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“We Can’t Tell How Long It Will Take Anesthesia To Get Here…”

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“We can’t tell how long it will take anesthesia to get here…one hour, two hours, five hours???” -Staff to a woman asking how long it would take to have an anesthesiologist arrive.

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Apr 3
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“…You Are Feeling Phantom Contractions. It’s All In Your Head.”

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“No. Let me tell you what you’re feeling. You’re feeling phantom contractions. It’s all in your head.” -Anesthesiologist to mother who was stating that the epidural was not working well, as they prepared for a cesarean.

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Mar 24
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“That’s Okay, I Prefer Not To Do Them On Overweight Women Anyway.”

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“That’s okay, I prefer not to do them on overweight women anyway.” -Anesthesiologist to mother who said she preferred not to have an epidural during an unplanned cesarean.

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