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May 3
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“It’s Always The Girls With The Tattoos That Have A Problem With The Needles.”

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“It’s always the girls with the tattoos that have a problem with the needles.” – Anestheologist to mother who had previously mentioned she was apprehensive about the epidural, but not because of the needle.

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Apr 10
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“Does She Think That Helps?”

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“Does she think that helps?” – Anesthesiologist to the room while mother was vocalizing in pain from labor while suffering from pancreatitis and gall stones. Mother was getting an epidural.

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Apr 6
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“I’m Not Redoing It…Because You Have Scoliosis.”

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“I’m not redoing it. It was hard enough the first time because you have scoliosis.” – Anestesiologist to mother who asked that her epidural be replaced after it was done incorrectly.

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Apr 4
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Thoughtful Thursday! “Yes Ma’am!”

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“Yes Ma’am” –  Anesthesiologist to mother while placing epidural. Mother asked to be able to feel her baby being born.

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Mar 30
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“No, Not Really.”

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“No, not really.” - Anesthesiologist to mother who asked if there were any side effects with an epidural.

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Feb 23
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“You Just Need To Grow The Hell Up & Get Over It.”

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“You just need to grow the hell up and get over it.” –  Anesthesiologist while trying to place an IV in a  severely needle phobic mother.

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Jan 24
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…You Seem Like A Woman Who Knows What She Wants…”

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“Well, you seem like a woman who knows what she wants. If you need me, I’ll be glad to come back. Otherwise, I hope all goes well for you; this is a big day!” – Anesthesiologist to mother who indicated she wanted a natural birth.

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Nov 22
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Thoughtful Thursday! “…I Am Here If You Need Me, But I Hope You Don’t…”

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“Oh that’s great! You can do this! You don’t need an epidural. There are lots of risks with an epidural. Doing it naturally like you are is best. I’m here if you need me, but I hope you don’t. Best wishes!” – Anesthesiologist to mother who was planning an umedicated birth. The anesthesiologist had come in to introduce him/herself.

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Oct 31
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“…I Guess The Anesthesiologist Isn’t Going To Show Up Today.”

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“So, I guess the anesthesiologist isn’t going to show up today.” – Surgical nurse to mother who was waiting for her anesthesia for a repeat cesarean section that turned into a successful VBAC while waiting.

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Sep 29
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“…If You Sit Like This You Will Be Paralyzed…”

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“You must sit like this, never like this, if you sit like this you will be paralyzed! Like this, understand?” – Anesthesiologist about to place an epidural. The Anesthesiologist had brought visual aides.

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