Dr: “Let’s rupture your membranes for you.”
Mother: “I am pretty sure they already ruptured. I told the nurse that I felt a slow gush.”
Dr: “You’ve had an epidural. You probably just wet yourself.”

Doctor then procedes to insert and manipulate the amni hook, then stops abruptly.

Dr: “And that would be your baby’s head I am poking.”

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